Topic: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it

[Towelie]

  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.

[Sirgod]

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  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.  

hehe, as long as there name isn't "Chad's" I support you.

J/K Bro... You live in FL after all, so your just asking for It.

Stephen

[Rat_Boy]

Irony alert!

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1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."

Happy anniversary, American divorces!

[Gambler]

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Irony alert!

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1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."

Happy anniversary, American divorces!  

On the next Jerry:

Puritan Women and the hoes their husbands leave them for!

[LongTooth]

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Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  

Its not all bad for him he may get 50% of her cash  

[Death_Merchant]

Come 'on guys! Sing it with me!

Opps! I need an annul.
I played on The Strip,
got lost in the booze
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm sober..
That I'm sent for lawyers
I'm not that innocent..  

[Rondo_GE]

Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  

[Sethan]

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Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  

*Ahem*  Perhaps you meant "nouveau riche?"