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Rat_Boy

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The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« on: January 04, 2004, 12:00:30 pm »
From CNN

A cheap wedding?  How's that for irony?

Update: An annulment already?  Is she gunning for J-Lo's record?
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2004, 12:06:51 pm »
Cheap?  Tacky?  Britney?

I don't see irony there.....

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Harlax »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2004, 01:54:45 pm »
  She's going down the toilet, slowly grasping what she can top keep the spotlight on her. She will go down the Madonna route, slowly getting trashier. At least that's my bet.
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Kmelew

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2004, 11:04:29 pm »
People like her don't deserve to be happy.  Marriage is a serious commitment, not a "joke."  
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2004, 11:29:00 pm »
Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2004, 03:43:32 am »
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I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



 Well SURE, after the short honeymoon, he's probably worn out. Got what he wanted and moved on, now time to rest it up for the next babe of the week.
 
  Couldn't help it.  
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TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2004, 04:01:03 am »
Jeez, let's all remember the 'reality' this girl lives in next time she takes a 'stance' on something.
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2004, 11:39:11 am »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Supposedly, they're just friends, nothing more.

Interestingly, the Little White Wedding Chapel where they got married also hosted the matrimonial ceremonies of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, along with Michael Jordan and his wife (are they divorced?), just to show you the Chapel's batting average on happy celebrity unions.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Rat_Boy »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2004, 11:44:56 am »
  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.
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Sirgod

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2004, 11:52:16 am »
Quote:

  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.  



hehe, as long as there name isn't "Chad's" I support you.

J/K Bro... You live in FL after all, so your just asking for It.

Stephen
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2004, 11:53:54 am »
Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!
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Gambler

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2004, 12:03:16 pm »
Quote:

Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!  



On the next Jerry:

Puritan Women and the hoes their husbands leave them for!
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LongTooth

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2004, 01:21:02 pm »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Its not all bad for him he may get 50% of her cash  
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Death_Merchant

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2004, 03:45:59 pm »
Come 'on guys! Sing it with me!

Opps! I need an annul.
I played on The Strip,
got lost in the booze
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm sober..
That I'm sent for lawyers
I'm not that innocent..  
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Rondo_GE

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2004, 05:38:55 pm »
Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  
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Sethan

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2004, 05:49:48 pm »
Quote:

Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  



*Ahem*  Perhaps you meant "nouveau riche?"

 
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Rat_Boy

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The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2004, 12:00:30 pm »
From CNN

A cheap wedding?  How's that for irony?

Update: An annulment already?  Is she gunning for J-Lo's record?
« Last Edit: January 04, 2004, 12:27:59 pm by Rat_Boy »
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2004, 12:06:51 pm »
Cheap?  Tacky?  Britney?

I don't see irony there.....

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Harlax »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2004, 01:54:45 pm »
  She's going down the toilet, slowly grasping what she can top keep the spotlight on her. She will go down the Madonna route, slowly getting trashier. At least that's my bet.
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Kmelew

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2004, 11:04:29 pm »
People like her don't deserve to be happy.  Marriage is a serious commitment, not a "joke."  
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2004, 11:29:00 pm »
Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2004, 03:43:32 am »
Quote:


I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



 Well SURE, after the short honeymoon, he's probably worn out. Got what he wanted and moved on, now time to rest it up for the next babe of the week.
 
  Couldn't help it.  
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TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2004, 04:01:03 am »
Jeez, let's all remember the 'reality' this girl lives in next time she takes a 'stance' on something.
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2004, 11:39:11 am »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Supposedly, they're just friends, nothing more.

Interestingly, the Little White Wedding Chapel where they got married also hosted the matrimonial ceremonies of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, along with Michael Jordan and his wife (are they divorced?), just to show you the Chapel's batting average on happy celebrity unions.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Rat_Boy »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2004, 11:44:56 am »
  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.
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Sirgod

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2004, 11:52:16 am »
Quote:

  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.  



hehe, as long as there name isn't "Chad's" I support you.

J/K Bro... You live in FL after all, so your just asking for It.

Stephen
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2004, 11:53:54 am »
Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!
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Gambler

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2004, 12:03:16 pm »
Quote:

Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!  



On the next Jerry:

Puritan Women and the hoes their husbands leave them for!
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LongTooth

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2004, 01:21:02 pm »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Its not all bad for him he may get 50% of her cash  
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Death_Merchant

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2004, 03:45:59 pm »
Come 'on guys! Sing it with me!

Opps! I need an annul.
I played on The Strip,
got lost in the booze
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm sober..
That I'm sent for lawyers
I'm not that innocent..  
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Rondo_GE

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2004, 05:38:55 pm »
Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  
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Sethan

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2004, 05:49:48 pm »
Quote:

Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  



*Ahem*  Perhaps you meant "nouveau riche?"

 
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Rat_Boy

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The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2004, 12:00:30 pm »
From CNN

A cheap wedding?  How's that for irony?

Update: An annulment already?  Is she gunning for J-Lo's record?
« Last Edit: January 04, 2004, 12:27:59 pm by Rat_Boy »
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2004, 12:06:51 pm »
Cheap?  Tacky?  Britney?

I don't see irony there.....

 
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Harlax »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2004, 01:54:45 pm »
  She's going down the toilet, slowly grasping what she can top keep the spotlight on her. She will go down the Madonna route, slowly getting trashier. At least that's my bet.
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Kmelew

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2004, 11:04:29 pm »
People like her don't deserve to be happy.  Marriage is a serious commitment, not a "joke."  
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Harlax

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2004, 11:29:00 pm »
Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2004, 03:43:32 am »
Quote:


I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



 Well SURE, after the short honeymoon, he's probably worn out. Got what he wanted and moved on, now time to rest it up for the next babe of the week.
 
  Couldn't help it.  
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TOCXOBearslayer

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2004, 04:01:03 am »
Jeez, let's all remember the 'reality' this girl lives in next time she takes a 'stance' on something.
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2004, 11:39:11 am »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Supposedly, they're just friends, nothing more.

Interestingly, the Little White Wedding Chapel where they got married also hosted the matrimonial ceremonies of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, along with Michael Jordan and his wife (are they divorced?), just to show you the Chapel's batting average on happy celebrity unions.
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by Rat_Boy »
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Towelie

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2004, 11:44:56 am »
  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.
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Sirgod

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2004, 11:52:16 am »
Quote:

  Yeah, I marry and divorce my friends all the time after I get them into bed. Saves me the moral issues.  



hehe, as long as there name isn't "Chad's" I support you.

J/K Bro... You live in FL after all, so your just asking for It.

Stephen
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Rat_Boy

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2004, 11:53:54 am »
Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!
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Gambler

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2004, 12:03:16 pm »
Quote:

Irony alert!

Quote:

1643 First divorce in the colonies

In the first record of a legal divorce in the American colonies, Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted a divorce from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts. In a signed and sealed affidavit presented to John Winthrop Jr., the son of the colony's founder, Denis Clarke admitted to abandoning his wife, with whom he had two children, for another woman, with whom he had another two children. He also stated his refusal to return to his original wife, thus giving the Puritan court no option but to punish Clarke and grant a divorce to his wife, Anne. The Quarter Court's final decision read: "Anne Clarke, beeing deserted by Denis Clarke hir husband, and hee refusing to accompany with hir, she is graunted to bee divorced."



Happy anniversary, American divorces!  



On the next Jerry:

Puritan Women and the hoes their husbands leave them for!
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LongTooth

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2004, 01:21:02 pm »
Quote:

Nice thing to do to a long time friend from childhood.

I'd imagine the fellow is feeling about half an inch tall right about now.  



Its not all bad for him he may get 50% of her cash  
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Death_Merchant

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #45 on: January 05, 2004, 03:45:59 pm »
Come 'on guys! Sing it with me!

Opps! I need an annul.
I played on The Strip,
got lost in the booze
Oh baby, baby
Oops! You think I'm sober..
That I'm sent for lawyers
I'm not that innocent..  
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Rondo_GE

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #46 on: January 05, 2004, 05:38:55 pm »
Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  
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Sethan

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Re: The Immaterial Girl ties the knot...then unties it
« Reply #47 on: January 05, 2004, 05:49:48 pm »
Quote:

Silly novae rich people...also known as uneducated entertainment types...  



*Ahem*  Perhaps you meant "nouveau riche?"

 
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