The most powerful word.
[bleep]!
Ponder this.
[bleep] may just Be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be [bleep] faced,
[bleep] out of luck,
Or have [bleep] for brains.
With a little effort,you can get your [bleep] together,
find a place for your [bleep],
Or decide to [bleep] or get off the pot.
You can smoke [bleep],
buy [bleep],
sell [bleep],
lose [bleep],
find [bleep],
forget [bleep],
and tell others to eat [bleep] and die.
Some people know their [bleep]
while others cant tell the difference between [bleep] and shineola.
There are lucky sh*ts.
dumb sh*ts,
crazy sh*ts,
and sweet sh*ts.
There is bull [bleep],
chicken [bleep],
and horse [bleep].
You can throw [bleep],
sling [bleep],
catch [bleep],
or duck when [bleep] hits the fan.
You can give a [bleep],
or serve [bleep] on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep [bleep],
or be happier than a pig in [bleep].
Some days are colder then [bleep],
some days are hotter then [bleep],
and some days are just plain sh*tty.
Some music sounds like [bleep],
things can look like [bleep],
and there is times when you feel like [bleep].
You can have too much [bleep],
the right [bleep],
the wrong [bleep] or,
a lot of weird [bleep].
You can carry [bleep],
have a mountain of [bleep],
or find yourself up a [bleep] creek with out a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to [bleep],
and other times you can swim in a lake of [bleep] and come out smelling like a rose.
When you consider the facts,it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember,once you know your [bleep],
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along if you give a [bleep]..........
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