Topic: My Pet's New Years Resolutions.

[Sirgod]

12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my a$$.
5. Always scoot before licking.
4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the d@mned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

have  a Good new Years Guys,

Stephen

 

[Yabrodan]

13. get some neuticles http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=5&u=/afp/us_offbeat_animals  

[EE]

I just wish my cat Bear would stop puking. This is the first belemic cat I have ever owned.

[Dash Jones]

Has your cat always been like that...or is it newly acquired this?  Vomiting could be sign of something being wrong I would think...or is that normal for your pet?

[EE]

its normal. What happens is when I wake up they expect canned food. Well, if I wake up late, the male cat, Bear will eat dry food until he is full, then I wake up and give them their canned, he will eat his. 50 percent of the time the female cat, Cry Babies will not eat hers so he will eat hers to and then he throws it all up. This happens at least every 2 or 3 days. What sucks is where I live has carpet and the red dye in the dry food stains the carpet even after a few seconds. I am wishing I had hard wood floors again and I hate hard wood floors.

[Dash Jones]

Wow...pretty dumb cat...no offense intended of course.

[EE]

oh he is.

He sleeps in the bathroom sink, he likes water ( so much so that he gets in the shower with me sometimes ) and that is just naming two of the many dumb things he likes to do. He might not be the brightest but what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in size and friendlyness.

[Sirgod]

12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my a$$.
5. Always scoot before licking.
4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the d@mned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

have  a Good new Years Guys,

Stephen

 

[Yabrodan]

13. get some neuticles http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=5&u=/afp/us_offbeat_animals  

[EE]

I just wish my cat Bear would stop puking. This is the first belemic cat I have ever owned.

[Dash Jones]

Has your cat always been like that...or is it newly acquired this?  Vomiting could be sign of something being wrong I would think...or is that normal for your pet?

[EE]

its normal. What happens is when I wake up they expect canned food. Well, if I wake up late, the male cat, Bear will eat dry food until he is full, then I wake up and give them their canned, he will eat his. 50 percent of the time the female cat, Cry Babies will not eat hers so he will eat hers to and then he throws it all up. This happens at least every 2 or 3 days. What sucks is where I live has carpet and the red dye in the dry food stains the carpet even after a few seconds. I am wishing I had hard wood floors again and I hate hard wood floors.

[Dash Jones]

Wow...pretty dumb cat...no offense intended of course.

[EE]

oh he is.

He sleeps in the bathroom sink, he likes water ( so much so that he gets in the shower with me sometimes ) and that is just naming two of the many dumb things he likes to do. He might not be the brightest but what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in size and friendlyness.

[Sirgod]

12. Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
11. Try to understand that the cat is from Venus and I am from Mars.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Circulate petition that Leg Humping be a juried competition in major dog shows.
8. Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
7. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on 'roids, or they'll flush my a$$.
5. Always scoot before licking.
4. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
3. Get out of the castle more, maybe swim counter-clockwise this year.
2. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

AND the Number 1 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets...

1. I will NOT chase the d@mned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND

have  a Good new Years Guys,

Stephen

 

[Yabrodan]

13. get some neuticles http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=1517&e=5&u=/afp/us_offbeat_animals  

[EE]

I just wish my cat Bear would stop puking. This is the first belemic cat I have ever owned.

[Dash Jones]

Has your cat always been like that...or is it newly acquired this?  Vomiting could be sign of something being wrong I would think...or is that normal for your pet?

[EE]

its normal. What happens is when I wake up they expect canned food. Well, if I wake up late, the male cat, Bear will eat dry food until he is full, then I wake up and give them their canned, he will eat his. 50 percent of the time the female cat, Cry Babies will not eat hers so he will eat hers to and then he throws it all up. This happens at least every 2 or 3 days. What sucks is where I live has carpet and the red dye in the dry food stains the carpet even after a few seconds. I am wishing I had hard wood floors again and I hate hard wood floors.

[Dash Jones]

Wow...pretty dumb cat...no offense intended of course.

[EE]

oh he is.

He sleeps in the bathroom sink, he likes water ( so much so that he gets in the shower with me sometimes ) and that is just naming two of the many dumb things he likes to do. He might not be the brightest but what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in size and friendlyness.