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ChefAce

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My poor pitiful Lions
« on: December 23, 2003, 04:03:14 pm »
Found this today.

Just sad. Plain sad.

My poor football team.

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hobbesmaster

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2003, 07:11:49 pm »
And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  
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BortaS

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2003, 08:09:04 pm »
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And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  



Bengals are not in the playoffs.  They lost this week, remember?  They can't get a wild card either.  The only hope for them is if Baltimore loses and they win.  At any rate it's been a good season, and we have much to look forward to next year.  
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hobbesmaster

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2003, 08:20:32 pm »
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Bengals are not in the playoffs.  They lost this week, remember?  



Shhhh... if we don't talk about it that game will go away.        
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S'Raek

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2003, 04:47:25 am »
Well, at least you know what to expect.  My Saints pull off one of the greatest plays in football, score a TD with no time on the clock and then the darn kicker misses the extra point and they still loose!!  Everytime SportsCenter had that highlight on I had to turn the channel.      
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TB613

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2003, 06:42:18 am »
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And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  



Speaking of Hell freezing over.

Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his amazement, he found Sven and Olie were still wearing their winter gear and seemed to be quite comfortable. The Devil asked why they weren't hot.

Olie replied, "We come from Minnesota where it's always cold. This is feeling pretty good to us." This upset the Devil, so he turned up the thermostat. Awhile later the Devil looked in again on Sven and Olie. To his surprise he found they were still wearing their winter gear. The Devil questioned them on it again. "You have to remember that we are from Minnesota and it's very, very cold there. This is feeling nice to us."

The Devil was even madder at this, so he turned the thermostat all the way up to maximum temperature. The Devil waited some time and then went back to Sven and Olie. This time he found they had only unzipped their coats, but still had all their winter clothes on.
The Devil couldn't understand what was going on. The punishment down here was supposed to be the unbearable heat. It wasn't working on these two. He had to ask again what the deal was. Sven replied, "We are Minnesotans and we just got over a freezing winter. This is really great for Olie and Me.

A light flickered in the Devil's mind. He went to the thermostat and turned it off. He thought if the heat wasn't a punishment, maybe he'd give them some freezing temperatures. A little while later the Devil came back to check in on Sven and Olie only to find them cheering and giving each other high fives, happier than ever! The Devil questioned them on their actions and Sven said happily, "Back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes over!!!"  
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DreadlordGW

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2003, 08:15:24 am »
ya shure you betcha!
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BortaS

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2003, 08:56:42 am »
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Well, at least you know what to expect.  My Saints pull off one of the greatest plays in football, score a TD with no time on the clock and then the darn kicker misses the extra point and they still loose!!  Everytime SportsCenter had that highlight on I had to turn the channel.      



That play was still amazing!  It will be in the highlight reels forever!!!  
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NCC2012

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2003, 05:30:19 pm »
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"Back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes over!!!"


Ain't THAT the truth!  
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JMM

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2003, 12:53:57 pm »
Klaytos! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!  
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ChefAce

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My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2003, 04:03:14 pm »
Found this today.

Just sad. Plain sad.

My poor football team.

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hobbesmaster

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2003, 07:11:49 pm »
And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  
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BortaS

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2003, 08:09:04 pm »
Quote:

And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  



Bengals are not in the playoffs.  They lost this week, remember?  They can't get a wild card either.  The only hope for them is if Baltimore loses and they win.  At any rate it's been a good season, and we have much to look forward to next year.  
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hobbesmaster

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2003, 08:20:32 pm »
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Bengals are not in the playoffs.  They lost this week, remember?  



Shhhh... if we don't talk about it that game will go away.        
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S'Raek

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2003, 04:47:25 am »
Well, at least you know what to expect.  My Saints pull off one of the greatest plays in football, score a TD with no time on the clock and then the darn kicker misses the extra point and they still loose!!  Everytime SportsCenter had that highlight on I had to turn the channel.      
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TB613

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2003, 06:42:18 am »
Quote:

And my Bengals are in the playoffs.

Wait... Red Soxs making it 1 game from the world series... Bucs winning the superbowl last year... Hell is slowly freezing over, isn't it?!  



Speaking of Hell freezing over.

Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new guests were doing. To his amazement, he found Sven and Olie were still wearing their winter gear and seemed to be quite comfortable. The Devil asked why they weren't hot.

Olie replied, "We come from Minnesota where it's always cold. This is feeling pretty good to us." This upset the Devil, so he turned up the thermostat. Awhile later the Devil looked in again on Sven and Olie. To his surprise he found they were still wearing their winter gear. The Devil questioned them on it again. "You have to remember that we are from Minnesota and it's very, very cold there. This is feeling nice to us."

The Devil was even madder at this, so he turned the thermostat all the way up to maximum temperature. The Devil waited some time and then went back to Sven and Olie. This time he found they had only unzipped their coats, but still had all their winter clothes on.
The Devil couldn't understand what was going on. The punishment down here was supposed to be the unbearable heat. It wasn't working on these two. He had to ask again what the deal was. Sven replied, "We are Minnesotans and we just got over a freezing winter. This is really great for Olie and Me.

A light flickered in the Devil's mind. He went to the thermostat and turned it off. He thought if the heat wasn't a punishment, maybe he'd give them some freezing temperatures. A little while later the Devil came back to check in on Sven and Olie only to find them cheering and giving each other high fives, happier than ever! The Devil questioned them on their actions and Sven said happily, "Back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes over!!!"  
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DreadlordGW

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2003, 08:15:24 am »
ya shure you betcha!
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BortaS

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2003, 08:56:42 am »
Quote:

Well, at least you know what to expect.  My Saints pull off one of the greatest plays in football, score a TD with no time on the clock and then the darn kicker misses the extra point and they still loose!!  Everytime SportsCenter had that highlight on I had to turn the channel.      



That play was still amazing!  It will be in the highlight reels forever!!!  
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NCC2012

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2003, 05:30:19 pm »
Quote:

"Back home they always said, the Vikings will win the Super Bowl when Hell freezes over!!!"


Ain't THAT the truth!  
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JMM

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Re: My poor pitiful Lions
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2003, 12:53:57 pm »
Klaytos! Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!  
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