Topic: I`m in chihuahua now

[J'inn]

API - New York - December 22, 2003

Tempers flared today at the United Nations when Mexico entered a Formal Resolution for sanctions against the United States.   Apparently the Mexican Government is angry over the alleged export of a Mr. Jack Morris to Mexico.  "This exportation of known dangerous persons by the United States cannot and will not go unpunished by the International Community,"  the Mexican Ambassador stated.

In response the American Ambassador to the UN stated:  "Like they can talk!  Our borders are flooded with illegals everyday and they complain about one person."

To which the Mexican Ambassador stated "Hey, we'll send him back and in retrun we'll triple our border guards."

Sadly, physical violence broke out at the UN when the American Abassador simply responded: "Well let's not get hasty.  You keep him!"

This story is still breaking.   Further updates will be forth coming.   However further reports that Mr. Morris had acquired access to a cable modem caused several nations to withdraw from the NATO pact.







 

[JMM]

ROFLMAO, Jínn, you really should devote your time to writing, you are one of the most creative persons I know. Believe me, if I had my way, Chihuahua would be in the midst of a political revolution right now! I, however my ideals may be, have no wish to be assassinated on Mexican soil at this moment.

Great story Jínn, and thanks.