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KOTH-Steel Claw

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Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« on: February 17, 2003, 05:28:28 pm »
During some recent lab experiments, I found out something that is so shocking I am not sure I want to post it as it may start a general war. Only if you guys really want to know will I even think of telling you about it. It may be a bit unpleasant, but it does answer some questions some of us have had. My apologies in advance for those of you who cannot handle it.

Sigh, it isn't easy being so inquisitive. I am at a loss over this one.

FatherTed

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2003, 06:41:19 pm »
Does this have something to do with the origin of J'innbane?  

LongTooth

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2003, 06:51:44 pm »
Its not got any thing to do with me a borg sphere prime and a very large rock on the D3 the other night?

Maxillius

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2003, 06:51:47 pm »
well? what is it???    

KRolling

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2003, 07:07:01 pm »
I'm afraid to ask.

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2003, 03:22:15 am »
The suspense is mounting....

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2003, 08:44:11 am »
Please understand that this lab work was legal under Kzin law. I am going to show you the results of some brain tests we did on some Fed subjects. We always wondered about the intellect of Feds, now we know.


 


Once again, I apologize for any controversy this may cause.

SC  

theRomulan

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2003, 10:24:35 am »
DOH!!

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2003, 10:46:05 am »
Kzinti scientist have further analyzed the human brain and found 3 distinct classes

#1

 http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/bachbrain.htm

#2

http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/mmbrain.htm

and #3

http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/fbrain.htm

   
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by KATChuutRitt »

WickedZombie45

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2003, 01:47:39 pm »
Quote:

Please understand that this lab work was legal under Kzin law. I am going to show you the results of some brain tests we did on some Fed subjects. We always wondered about the intellect of Feds, now we know.


 


Once again, I apologize for any controversy this may cause.

SC  




Also note the thick layer of fluid protecting the brain which allows a typical Fed to be whapped on the head by surgical 2 x 4's (or the blunt end of a bet'leth) countless times without any major damage.  

Green

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2003, 02:15:02 pm »
http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/fbrain.htm

   




Now the real question is ... who's gonna smack ya first?  Tracy or Rolling?  (PS - Duck that pin if its Rolling ...)

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2003, 02:34:09 pm »
Green, you discount the protection of the my Kat is like no other Kat area....................

Spartan

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2003, 06:21:14 pm »
DOH!.....aagghhhhhhhhhhhhh.....must....have...forbidden doughnut.........(drooling)  

KRolling

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2003, 07:38:53 pm »
At least we know where the black holes come from.....

 

KATChuutRitt

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2003, 01:41:44 am »
Hey that looks like  Da "Nip weed, mind if I pick your Brain Steel Claw..........  

FPF_TraceyG

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2003, 01:48:10 am »
I think Chuut has some competition here... good going Kim!!

KOTH-Steel Claw

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2003, 06:08:50 am »
 
Quote:

Hey that looks like Da "Nip weed, mind if I pick your Brain Steel Claw..........





Pick away! Of course, my brain would only take you about 5 seconds to pick.

**DONOTDELETE**

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2003, 09:44:27 am »
Quote:

 Pick away! Of course, my brain would only take you about 5 seconds to pick.  




Speaking of which...

Kzinti intelligence subspace communication scans have intercepted some
rather revealing Federation radio traffic...

These are believed to be evidence of Federation research into brain
surgery, which could pose a problem for the Kzin, as any development
may interfere with their valued docile nature in Kzinti "livestock" camps:

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/belay_th.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/brain_fa.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/face_of_.au


On news of this message the Patriarch ordered the capture
of the base where the research was taking place...

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/bus_vapo.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/bzzzt.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/humanity.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/prime_di.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/fire.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/sayhello.au


Later, in the "livestock camp" mess hall, the captured feds dicuss their feed...

(Though there have been some indications this message may have actually
been recorded at a Federation installation known as "Taldren"...)

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/cabage.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/cheeskpr.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/eatdirt.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/chewing.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/favorite.mp3


After feeding, during work detail...

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/clean_fi.au  

A fearsome Kzin guard passes by, supervising the work.
The docile Fed looks up...

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/hello_su.au

See why we love 'em?



« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 pm by rajnsaj »

KRolling

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2003, 10:03:50 am »
cute... real cute.

<hits rajnsaj with rolling pin>

True_Sabre

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Re: Something so shocking even I am not happy about it
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2003, 08:50:26 pm »
OMFG ! ! !