A Holiday Song For Saddam, by me:
*ahem*
Saddam, the brutal tyrant,
was found inside a hidey-hole.
And when the US found him,
they saw that his beard had grown.
All of the other Iraqi's
started to laugh and call him names.
They knew that poor old Saddam,
won't ever play brutal games.
Because one sandy Iraq eve,
special forces came to play.
Saddam in your hole so small,
we caught up with you after all.
The all the world leaders loved us,
and they shouted out with glee,
Saddam, the brutal tyrant,
you went down in infamy!
(Thank you, thank you very much. )