As we close in on the holidays, most of us like to curl up to a good book to get away from the stress. I'm usually one who tries to keep away from the bestsellers, so here's a list of what I'm reading:
The Complete Idiots Guide to Statistical Analysis - by the BCS Computer
Dealing with your Boss - by Keyshawn Johnson; Forward by Terrell Owens
Make Love with the Axis of Evil, Not War - by Jacques Chirac
Repaying Debts to your Contributors - by Dick Cheney
Sights to See in Colorado - by Kobe Bryant
Wait? A Confession is Admissable? - by Phil Spector
Outliving your Children - by Saddam Hussein
A Guide to Sniffing Corks - by Sammy Sosa
Spock was the Doctor, right? - by Rick Berman and Brannon Braga
What do I have to do to get noticed these days? - by Osama bin Ladin
Make-up Tips for Mug Shots - by Michael Jackson
Money Can't Buy Happiness - by George Steinbrener
Timing Is Everything - by Grady Little
Big Women are Beautiful - by Bill Clinton
Planning for Your Big Wedding - by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
Building Houses out of Gold Bricks for Dummies - by Peter Jackson
How to Tell Your Relationship is in Trouble - by Joe Lieberman
I Flip Over Baseball! - by Don Zimmer
Screw the Fanbase! - by Ronald D. Moore and David Eick
Seriously, Eminem is a bigger threat than me? - by Osama bin Ladin
Dealing with Would-be Muggers - by Pedro Martinez
Precioussssss Moments - by Andy Serkis
Passing Lies off as the Truth - by Al Franken, Michael Moore, and Sean Penn; forward by Barbara Streisand
I is for Iraq - by President George W. Bush
Beginners Guide to Home Movies - by Paris Hilton
What Weapons? - by Karl Rove
All I Got for Christmas was this Hummer H2 - by LeBron James
Planning for your Retirement - by Prime Minister Tony Blair
All I got for Christmas was this hummer - by Bill Clinton
Teaching Your Children How to Drive - by Glenn Campbell and Diana Ross
Feeling Your Way Through Politics - by Arnold Schwarzenegger
and finally...
It Doesn't Matter Whether You Win or Lose - by Howard Dean (forthcoming)