Topic: But what of Saddam's doubles? (Read 2901 times)

Rat_Boy · « **on:** December 21, 2003, 01:37:04 pm »

Taldren_Erin · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2003, 01:36:29 am »

Reminds me of a joke I read a few months ago...

The Iraqi Intelligence minister orders all 32 Saddam look-alikes to come to a secret air-raid shelter in the suburbs of Baghdad. His tone is solemn as he tells the gathered men, "There is good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our leader had a narrow escape from the US bombing yesterday. Allah akbar, our leader is alive and able to command our country and our forces."

The look-alikes cheer.

"The bad news is he lost his right arm..."

JMM · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2003, 05:56:50 pm »

I'm curious of one thing, how in the heck did we get Saddam's DNA in the first place? How do we know it is not some double? For all we know the real Saddam could be in France or Russia partying it up? If we do have the real Saddam, we need the swiss bank accounts seized, but do not get too hopeful, it is well known his wife also has access to the accounts, and they are probably already drained and transferred elsewhere.

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:00:37 pm »

Well, they had Uday and Qusai's on file...

Stormbringer · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:02:57 pm »

and that of a lot of his family. Also his own from treatment in other countries with good hospitals, surgeons, etc.
He wasn't always a pariah, you know.

Rondo_GE · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2003, 09:54:30 pm »

If I were them i would be sending my profile and resume to hollywood.

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2003, 01:37:04 pm »

Here are a few jobs for them!

Taldren_Erin · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2003, 01:36:29 am »

Reminds me of a joke I read a few months ago...

The Iraqi Intelligence minister orders all 32 Saddam look-alikes to come to a secret air-raid shelter in the suburbs of Baghdad. His tone is solemn as he tells the gathered men, "There is good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our leader had a narrow escape from the US bombing yesterday. Allah akbar, our leader is alive and able to command our country and our forces."

The look-alikes cheer.

"The bad news is he lost his right arm..."

JMM · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2003, 05:56:50 pm »

I'm curious of one thing, how in the heck did we get Saddam's DNA in the first place? How do we know it is not some double? For all we know the real Saddam could be in France or Russia partying it up? If we do have the real Saddam, we need the swiss bank accounts seized, but do not get too hopeful, it is well known his wife also has access to the accounts, and they are probably already drained and transferred elsewhere.

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:00:37 pm »

Well, they had Uday and Qusai's on file...

Stormbringer · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:02:57 pm »

and that of a lot of his family. Also his own from treatment in other countries with good hospitals, surgeons, etc.
He wasn't always a pariah, you know.

Rondo_GE · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2003, 09:54:30 pm »

If I were them i would be sending my profile and resume to hollywood.

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2003, 01:37:04 pm »

Here are a few jobs for them!

Taldren_Erin · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2003, 01:36:29 am »

Reminds me of a joke I read a few months ago...

The Iraqi Intelligence minister orders all 32 Saddam look-alikes to come to a secret air-raid shelter in the suburbs of Baghdad. His tone is solemn as he tells the gathered men, "There is good news and bad news for you. The good news is that our leader had a narrow escape from the US bombing yesterday. Allah akbar, our leader is alive and able to command our country and our forces."

The look-alikes cheer.

"The bad news is he lost his right arm..."

JMM · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2003, 05:56:50 pm »

I'm curious of one thing, how in the heck did we get Saddam's DNA in the first place? How do we know it is not some double? For all we know the real Saddam could be in France or Russia partying it up? If we do have the real Saddam, we need the swiss bank accounts seized, but do not get too hopeful, it is well known his wife also has access to the accounts, and they are probably already drained and transferred elsewhere.

Rat_Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:00:37 pm »

Well, they had Uday and Qusai's on file...

Stormbringer · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2003, 07:02:57 pm »

and that of a lot of his family. Also his own from treatment in other countries with good hospitals, surgeons, etc.
He wasn't always a pariah, you know.

Rondo_GE · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2003, 09:54:30 pm »

If I were them i would be sending my profile and resume to hollywood.

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