Topic: NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas (Read 4930 times)

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **on:** December 08, 2003, 05:40:09 pm »

NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas-----

West Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. A & M Corps Member search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the
> > evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

Sirgod · « **Reply #1 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:44:19 pm »

How Droll.

<snicker>

stephen

Toasty0 · « **Reply #2 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:50:51 pm »

one report quotes the pilot telling the co-pilot, "We've just been stiffed."

Sirgod · « **Reply #3 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:26:35 pm »

Fortuanelty The survivers didn't have to be buried.

Stephen

JMM · « **Reply #4 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:30:50 pm »

That would make news in college station, that is the home of the "Gig em" aggies. Austin is home of the Longhorns. We are used to such behavior from those uneducated farm types in college station, and the FAA was stupid for giving them a pilots license, hehehehehe...

JMM · « **Reply #5 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:32:38 pm »

Damn Steel, I thought I was up for harassment or terroristic threats again, I feel like I've been behaving too well lately...

Office Depot anyone?

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2003, 07:26:59 am »

Quote:

I feel like I've been behaving too well lately...

As your court appointed physician, I recommend you go over to 'hot and spicy' and post a few good blasts.

Sincerely,

Dr. Claw

Dracho · « **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2003, 05:59:58 pm »

A buddy of mine, when he first started flying, got a job hauling corpses for a funeral home. They were using a light twin and the bodies were in body bags just behind the pilot & copilot. On his first flight he's all freaked out, it's night and he's just climbed to altitude. From behind him he hears a "ughhhhh" sound come from inside the body bag. "Oh Crap" he thinks, this guy is still alive and he calls for an ambulance and circles back for a landing.

Turns out.. the altitude made the pressure in the corpse equalize and forced air out, activating the vocal chords.. man he never lived that down..

JMM · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2003, 06:28:11 pm »

Ugggghhhh, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #9 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:40:09 pm »

NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas-----

West Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. A & M Corps Member search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the
> > evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

Sirgod · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:44:19 pm »

How Droll.

<snicker>

stephen

Toasty0 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:50:51 pm »

one report quotes the pilot telling the co-pilot, "We've just been stiffed."

Sirgod · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:26:35 pm »

Fortuanelty The survivers didn't have to be buried.

Stephen

JMM · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:30:50 pm »

That would make news in college station, that is the home of the "Gig em" aggies. Austin is home of the Longhorns. We are used to such behavior from those uneducated farm types in college station, and the FAA was stupid for giving them a pilots license, hehehehehe...

JMM · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:32:38 pm »

Damn Steel, I thought I was up for harassment or terroristic threats again, I feel like I've been behaving too well lately...

Office Depot anyone?

Dracho · « **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2003, 05:59:58 pm »

A buddy of mine, when he first started flying, got a job hauling corpses for a funeral home. They were using a light twin and the bodies were in body bags just behind the pilot & copilot. On his first flight he's all freaked out, it's night and he's just climbed to altitude. From behind him he hears a "ughhhhh" sound come from inside the body bag. "Oh Crap" he thinks, this guy is still alive and he calls for an ambulance and circles back for a landing.

Turns out.. the altitude made the pressure in the corpse equalize and forced air out, activating the vocal chords.. man he never lived that down..

JMM · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2003, 06:28:11 pm »

Ugggghhhh, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:40:09 pm »

NEWS FLASH! - Austin, Texas-----

West Texas worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150, piloted by two Texas A&M University students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today in College Station. A & M Corps Member search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the
> > evening. The pilot and co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

Sirgod · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:44:19 pm »

How Droll.

<snicker>

stephen

Toasty0 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2003, 05:50:51 pm »

one report quotes the pilot telling the co-pilot, "We've just been stiffed."

Sirgod · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:26:35 pm »

Fortuanelty The survivers didn't have to be buried.

Stephen

JMM · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:30:50 pm »

That would make news in college station, that is the home of the "Gig em" aggies. Austin is home of the Longhorns. We are used to such behavior from those uneducated farm types in college station, and the FAA was stupid for giving them a pilots license, hehehehehe...

JMM · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2003, 06:32:38 pm »

Damn Steel, I thought I was up for harassment or terroristic threats again, I feel like I've been behaving too well lately...

Office Depot anyone?

Dracho · « **Reply #25 on:** December 09, 2003, 05:59:58 pm »

A buddy of mine, when he first started flying, got a job hauling corpses for a funeral home. They were using a light twin and the bodies were in body bags just behind the pilot & copilot. On his first flight he's all freaked out, it's night and he's just climbed to altitude. From behind him he hears a "ughhhhh" sound come from inside the body bag. "Oh Crap" he thinks, this guy is still alive and he calls for an ambulance and circles back for a landing.

Turns out.. the altitude made the pressure in the corpse equalize and forced air out, activating the vocal chords.. man he never lived that down..

JMM · « **Reply #26 on:** December 09, 2003, 06:28:11 pm »

Ugggghhhh, IT'S ALIVE!!!!

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