Topic: Sex Sells....especially to geeks  (Read 21667 times)

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762

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #80 on: December 10, 2003, 01:17:44 pm »
Nothing wrong with MILF's laddy.

Sirgod

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2003, 01:32:53 pm »
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Nothing wrong with MILF's laddy.  




Man where starting to show our age.

Can we say MILF? I'm not sure.

Stephen

Gambler

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #82 on: December 10, 2003, 01:40:17 pm »
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Nothing wrong with MILF's laddy.  




Man where starting to show our age.

Can we say MILF? I'm not sure.

Stephen  




Whether we can say it or not, I'd really appreciate not getting any more MILF spam.

Okay, I don't want ANYMORE spam.  

Sethan

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #83 on: December 10, 2003, 01:44:42 pm »
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Okay, I don't want ANYMORE spam.    




How about "Imitation potted meat food product substitute" then?

Sirgod

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #84 on: December 10, 2003, 01:53:27 pm »
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Okay, I don't want ANYMORE spam.    




How about "Imitation potted meat food product substitute" then?  




Guy's I think Hastapth was on Earlier.  

Spam spam spam spam...

Stephen

Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #85 on: December 10, 2003, 02:39:51 pm »
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Guy's I think Hastapth was on Earlier.  
Spam spam spam spam...




Gambler: Wow, the things you can buy on eBay these days...
Rat_Boy: Whooaaa!  What is she doing with that mortgage?!  Look at those incredible... vast... tracks of land.
Gambler: Better post this at the Taldren Forum!
Admin_Ann: Morning!
Gambler: Morning!
Sethan: Well, what've we got today, Ann?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Admin_Ann: ...spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Admin_Ann: ...or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam.
Gambler: Have you got anything without spam?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's spam OT dynaverse and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Gambler: I don't want ANY spam!
Sethan: Why can't Gambler have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic?
Gambler: THAT'S got spam in it!
Sethan: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam OT dynaverse and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Gambler: Could you do the OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam then?
Admin_Ann: Urgghh!
Gambler: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam.
Gambler: I don't like spam!
Sethan: Sshh, come on Gambler, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!! Spam with black 9 is off.
Sethan: Well could I have Gambler's spam instead of the black 9 spam then?
Admin_Ann: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (the Vikings drown the rest of her words with singing)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
   

Dash Jones

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #86 on: December 10, 2003, 02:49:29 pm »
Hmm, just a side note rather humorous...I saw an article...and thought...my gosh...how did CNN hear of this thread...

 Sex Sells, especially to Geeks...ahem...to Web Surfers

Found out when I clicked on it to see what it discussed, it of course had nothing to do with these forums...article deals with a hot and spicy subject (political discussion, link is not porn as far as I know...CNN is not that type of site) but it was interesting my reaction on seeing it.

Gambler

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #87 on: December 10, 2003, 02:52:54 pm »
Wow!  I am honored!  I've made one of Hstaphath's posts!

Sirgod

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #88 on: December 10, 2003, 02:54:37 pm »
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Guy's I think Hastapth was on Earlier.  
Spam spam spam spam...




Gambler: Wow, the things you can buy on eBay these days...
Rat_Boy: Whooaaa!  What is she doing with that mortgage?!  Look at those incredible... vast... tracks of land.
Gambler: Better post this at the Taldren Forum!
Admin_Ann: Morning!
Gambler: Morning!
Sethan: Well, what've we got today, Ann?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's hot and spicy; cool and refreshing; OT and spam; OT dynaverse and spam; OT dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam dynaverse fan fic and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse and spam; spam OT spam spam dynaverse spam models and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Admin_Ann: ...spam spam spam OT and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Admin_Ann: ...or we've got a nice set of posts regarding J'inn driving into a large rock after excessively billing someone for damages to his casino which involves a rolling pin wielding person named Kim, several Kzinti, a live chicken, a jar of peach preserves and spam.
Gambler: Have you got anything without spam?
Admin_Ann: Well, there's spam OT dynaverse and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Gambler: I don't want ANY spam!
Sethan: Why can't Gambler have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic?
Gambler: THAT'S got spam in it!
Sethan: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam OT dynaverse and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Gambler: Could you do the OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam then?
Admin_Ann: Urgghh!
Gambler: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have OT dynaverse spam and fan fic without the spam.
Gambler: I don't like spam!
Sethan: Sshh, come on Gambler, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam black 9 spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Admin_Ann: Shut up!! Spam with black 9 is off.
Sethan: Well could I have Gambler's spam instead of the black 9 spam then?
Admin_Ann: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (the Vikings drown the rest of her words with singing)
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
   




Chocking on fried potatoes and spam, That's so Funny.  

Stephen

Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #89 on: December 10, 2003, 03:27:23 pm »
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Wow!  I am honored!  I've made one of Hstaphath's posts!  




Heh.  Yeah, just wait until I've written a parody song about you...    

GE-Raven

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #90 on: December 10, 2003, 03:35:36 pm »
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Wow!  I am honored!  I've made one of Hstaphath's posts!  




Its only a model!

GE-Raven
 

Rat_Boy

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #91 on: December 10, 2003, 08:28:34 pm »
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Its only a model!




But a nice looking one nonetheless.

Taldren_Admin

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #92 on: December 10, 2003, 09:05:07 pm »
Spam Spam Lovely Spam....
You Too can Join the Spam Club don't wait don't hesitate...Join Now!
http://www.pythonline.com/spamclub/

you are too funny bard... thanks for the giggle!

Ann
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Hstaphath_XC

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #93 on: December 10, 2003, 10:17:22 pm »
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But a nice looking one nonetheless.  




Yes, but not too expensive!  

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Spam Spam Lovely Spam....
you are too funny bard... thanks for the giggle!




*modest bow*

Glad to be of service, dear lady!  That's what I'm here for.  

This will, of course, soon be immortalized as part of the "XenoCorp and Now For Something Completely Different" parody at the XC Bard's Corner.  

Speaking of that, I need to get Sirgod's "Mod of w00t" song as well Toasty and Sirgod's "Holy Hand Grenade of w00t" parody up as well.
   

KRolling

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2004, 05:44:07 pm »
Well, I NE-VER!!!

I just can't quiet remember what it was I never did....  hmmmmm..... gets one to thinking, it does.....

<walks away mumbling>

KRolling

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2004, 05:51:57 pm »
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Re: Decolletage. I had to look it up, just to make sure.

I see the connection.

dé·colle·tage    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (dkôl-täzh)
n.
A low neckline on a woman's garment, especially a dress.
A dress with a low neckline in front.

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[French, from décolleté, having a low neckline. See décolleté.]

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

decolletage

D'ecolletage \D['e]`col`le*tage"\ (d[=a]`k[-o]`l'*t[.a]zh), n. [F. See D['e]collet['e].] (Costume) The upper border or part of a d['e]collet['e] corsage.



   




I guess you guys never saw Les Mis?

Bonk

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #96 on: January 11, 2004, 09:03:32 am »
The current "Sex Sells" campaign that drives me nuts (been on about 3 years now...) is,  I hate to say their damn stupid product name... : Clairol Herbal Essences Shampoo - An organic experience... You know the commercials where the women have screaming orgasms as they wash their hair with it?

God damn I cannot stand it any more! The colossal stupidity of it, and endless irritation. What bothers me most, go to the drugstore, look at the shelves, and you'll find it nearly sold out all the time... people are buying this crap!

I have been sooo tempted to take a bottle of it up to the pharmacist and ask if it will really induce an orgasm in its user...

I have called the Advertising Standards Council of Canada about it but, I guess simulated orgasm is acceptable dinnertime advertising - no warning notice required.

At least clariol has toned them down a bit recently, they dont scream quite as loud or as long, but it is still a simulated orgasm. The most offensive version was one where three men washed one womans hair while she screams in extasy, and the commercial concludes when a nice big blob of white lather splashes over an onlooking womans face... I guess that one was too much.

If you are seeing these commercials in your area, please complain to the appropriate standards agency.  

762

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #97 on: January 12, 2004, 11:42:39 am »
Holy camel toe!  

msnevil

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #98 on: January 13, 2004, 01:42:48 am »
Bonk Don't you think of anything else except "sex".  

Do woman "orgasm" at Basketball games. When They scream in joy when the home team scores a basket?

I think the commercial shows a woman going crazy over some stupid shampoo. I don't associate woman orgasms with a woman screaming "Oh God, Yes". Though I do think she might be a tad too much excitable emotionally.

Now if She is riding a vibrating Snapper lawn mower on the other hand. And Moaning, I guarantee I will be recording it.
 

Bonk

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Re: Sex Sells....especially to geeks
« Reply #99 on: January 14, 2004, 11:34:14 pm »
Oh come on, don't tell me a naked woman screaming YES! YES! YES! isn't using sex to sell... When was the last time you heard a real woman scream YES! YES! YES! when she is just washing her hair... Gimmie a break.

Try turning your TV down very low during commercials so you only hear the loudest parts, the kind that would normally grab your attention from another room where you cannot see the screen, what kinds of sounds would bring you back from the fridge to see the screen? I believe you will begin to see (hear) the patterns...  
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