Topic: Sex Sells....especially to geeks

[Rat_Boy]

She can parade around with my mortgage any time she wants.  

[Blyre]

After looking at that, I have an inexplicable desire to buy stuff.....

Wallace
 

[Gambler]

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She looks like my aunt. <shudders.>  

Is your aunt single?  

Single or not, she's hot!  

Think we're giving him nightmares?  

[Rat_Boy]

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Think we're giving him nightmares?    

No, but he's wishing you hadn't posted that link...and hoping he can uninvite his aunt to X-Mas to avoid embarassment.  

[762]

She does look a bit like my ex, with a bit more decolletage (read: b00bz0rs).

Man I miss my hot ex.  

[Rat_Boy]

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She does look a bit like my ex, with a bit more decolletage (read: b00bz0rs).

She looks like a former sun-worshipping neighbor of mine, but with better tastes in bathing suits.

Edit: Decolletage, I'll have to remember that one.

[msnevil]

Oh I forgot to mention,

She looked like my aunt about 20 years ago.

So you old farts, She is a sun worshiper down in florida. And her "pimp daddy" has more money in his wallet then I have combined in a lifetime. So unless you are a multi-millionare, I don't think she is interested.
 

[Falaris]

Hey if it hadn't been VHS I might've made a bid...

PS: Gambler, you have way too much free time.
 

[Falaris]

Re: Decolletage. I had to look it up, just to make sure.

I see the connection.

dé·colle·tage    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (dkôl-täzh)
n.
A low neckline on a woman's garment, especially a dress.
A dress with a low neckline in front.

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[French, from décolleté, having a low neckline. See décolleté.]

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

decolletage

D'ecolletage \D['e]`col`le*tage"\ (d[=a]`k[-o]`l'*t[.a]zh), n. [F. See D['e]collet['e].] (Costume) The upper border or part of a d['e]collet['e] corsage.



 

[Primus2003]

I cant beleive this post even started.  What is this world coming to?  Sigh.

[CptCastrin]

Almost makes me want to be a Tampa Bay fan ... and where did she get all those miniatures? Probably a divorce settlement.  

Oh and I second it ... Gambler has too much time on his hands.  

   

[Rat_Boy]

For some reason I feel bad for rooting against Tampa Bay.  And have the urge to buy train tracks.

[Taldren_Admin]

Where's her brother?

~Ann

[Reverend]

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Where's her brother?

~Ann  

right here, baby- yeeeaaah!

j/k, j/k...LOL  

[Norrin_Radd]

Yikes!

Would *not* hit it!

/without a 12-pack and a paper sack...  

[Rat_Boy]

Your standards must be higher than the average human male, then.  

[Sirgod]

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Your standards must be higher than the average human male, then.    

Nah, he's just always looking for the  silver linning. J/K couldn't resist.

Stephen

[Towelie]

  Ah, women far better than that not only grow on the trees here, the fall in your lap and go home with you if you have a pulse. Just peek out the window for that kind of view. Except for this month, I actually turned the A/C off today.+
 
   

[Reverend]

So, the stories I heard about Florida were true... back when I was single, it was a mecca of sorts.... kept hearing stories of this or this happening, and I said, 'no way... '  

[Norrin_Radd]

Nah, he's just always looking for the silver linning. J/K couldn't resist.


  HA!!  

But seriously, she may have a bit of that MILF factor going on, but to me she seems a little past her prime....