Topic: Zero Tolerance ;)

[TheJudge]

 


I'll have to remember this one...
 

[Ryker]

rofl!!!

Well, that more or less rules out my Web Publishing module Im doing for my Computer degree. Kudos!    

[Stormbringer]

No wonder our kids are so messed up. Look at the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Should people like that be in charge of kids futures?

[Aldaron]

Please tell me that was satire!  

[IKV Nemesis D7L]

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Please tell me that was satire!    

Since you insist I will do as you say.  It is satire.




Now am I serious or just humouring you?  

[Dash Jones]

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Please tell me that was satire!    

This is from the same site...

http://bbspot.com/News/2001/10/iso9000.html

And this...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/riaa_sue.html

And this should really be able to tell you

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/never_changing_spec.html

What do you think...I think you could answer that...

Of course...they wrote this article especially for us...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/11/top_11_geeks_pulled_over.html

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Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
 
 11. Are you sure you're reading that right? 101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
 10. I have to get home quickly. I think something terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
 9. Actually Officer, in relativistic terms, we were all speeding.
 8. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
 7. Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
 6. Sorry, for a minute there I thought I was still playing GTA 3.
 5. This is not the car you pulled over. *waves hand across body*
 4. Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's computer would give me more speed than that.
 3. Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
 2. I don't have a driver's license. Will this MCSE diploma do?
 1. How do you expect me to break the record for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?

[Atrahasis]

Php is also Photoshop....that's hilarious!