Topic: Ok a lil fun.. (Read 17418 times)

vsfedwards · « **Reply #80 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:53:02 pm »

Bump...come ooooon

Confused?? · « **Reply #81 on:** November 19, 2003, 05:12:26 pm »

Which is....super slinky green vixens from alpha tau vishnu beta x1t6548jhmf Mu ( Orion). A great programme where women cook great.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #82 on:** November 20, 2003, 08:43:04 am »

.."Mr Lawson, please report to the admiral" ..this was it, I now proceeded to go to the Admiral and find out what he had to say. As I arrived in his office he offered me a seat and proceeded to tell me...

Kmelew · « **Reply #83 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:51:00 am »

...that it wasn't a good idea having images of me, Ensign Jakarti and Lt. Commander Houlihan fooling around on StarFleetNet. "Because of this," he said...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #84 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:13:58 am »

...That he was going to transfer me on a deep space mission. On the steamrunner class USS Shogun..

Kmelew · « **Reply #85 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:36:26 am »

"Shogun," I thought, "the name roughly translates to 'Great General Appointed to Fight the Barbarians.' Cool! I'm finally going out there to kick some!"

Then I thought some more, "The Shogun headed an isolationist regime in old Japan. Isolationist. Isolate. THAT'S what the Admiral is doing to me! He's isolating me! Well I'll just..."

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #86 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:51:20 am »

show that know-it-all so-and-so a thing or two. I am going to......................

vsfedwards · « **Reply #87 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:38:20 pm »

Discover a new type of floating space debris! Ah well, I start my assignment tomorrow, that leaves time for...

Kmelew · « **Reply #88 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:48:04 pm »

...one last image session with Ensign Jakarti and Lt. Commander Houlihan to upload to StarFleetNet. Rumor has it that the Admiral is quite the conniseur of such images.

Can't stay up too late though. Gotta catch the transport to the Shogun, 'cause if I'm late I'm sure the captain will...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #89 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:12:39 pm »

bump...

Kmelew · « **Reply #90 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:32:20 pm »

...shoot me dead.

I made to the transport the next morning in a stupor just as it was about to take off.

Thirty minutes later we docked with the Shogun. She was the very definition of spit and polish. And she should be--her CO Captain Michelle Jones had the reputation throughout the Fleet of running a very tight ship.

I proceeded to the Captain's quarters to present my orders, getting thoroughly lost along the way. When I finally found it, I rang the buzzer.

"Come."

I went inside and stood before Captain Jones somewhat lazily.

"Ah Ensign so good of you to join us," she said as I stood there. "May I see your orders or are they a Federation Secret?"

I fumbled for my orders and handed them to the Captain.

"There are four ways of doing things on a starship," she said as she read my orders. "The Right Way, The Wrong Way, The Starfleet Way, and My Way. You do things My Way and we'll get along just fine. Report to the XO for your watch assignment. Dismissed."

As I left I thought, "So this is how the Admiral wishes to instill 'discipline' in me, by assigning me to some harda$$ captain."

Well she won't break me and kill my fun. I've always lived by the old earth saying: Where there's a will, there's a way.

So immediately I ...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #91 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:47:46 pm »

Went over to the XO and recieved my shift. I didnt have to be on for another 3 hours so look around the bar. Everyone was busy meeting eachother and showing their shift rosters, when I looked across the room and saw my childhood friend, he came over to me and we started chatting about old times. We couldnt believe our luck in being assigned on the same ship.
We began to meet other members and decided after a while to...

Kmelew · « **Reply #92 on:** November 21, 2003, 06:24:57 pm »

...sing some Klingon opera. One of the other ensigns in the bar told us how badly we were singing (or rather growling) off key. But with Klingons, how can you tell?

Just at that moment...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #93 on:** November 21, 2003, 06:32:09 pm »

Kro'tos, the 3rd klingon officer in history to join Starfleet, walked in. He began laughing and walked towards me with a big threatening grin. I felt a flush of hot blood run through me as I was worried at whether or not he'd be offended at our singing. But he tapped me on the back (quite hard mind you) and carried the song back up, in the end we had half of the bar singing along with us, before the Captain walked in, she seemed to enjoy that we were getting along well together, ordered a chocolate desert and...

Kmelew · « **Reply #94 on:** November 21, 2003, 07:12:43 pm »

...announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen your attention please."

"First I would like to welcome all our newly minted ensigns on board the Shogun. You'll soon learn why this ship is the best ship in the entire Starfleet.

"To those ensigns who have been working for years for this day, I tell you that your sacrifices and hard work will pay off. 'To explore new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations' is not for the weak in spirit. Your presence on this ship today is indicitive of your desire to better the Federation.

"To those ensigns who feel that Starfleet is 'fun' or 'just a game'," she was looking straight at me, "will find out the hard way that it is most definately not. I can only hope that you last long enough to gain some real insight as to why we're out here.

"We are about to embark on a critical mission for the Federation. I am not at liberty to provide details yet but I can assure you that you will be pushed to your limits and beyond.

"Shogun will depart Spacedock at 0600. Because of the importance of this mission as of 0300 the bar will remain closed for the duration of the mission."

There was muted grumbling at the announcement that the bar was closing. For me it was just as well--wouldn't be a good idea being liqoured up the first day on the job.

My friend and I left the bar and...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #95 on:** November 23, 2003, 12:17:33 pm »

It cant just be me and k doing this...c'mon guys..

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