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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Zero Tolerance ;)
« on: November 23, 2003, 11:14:31 am »
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Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

By Brian Briggs

   Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.



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Matsukasi

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2003, 02:11:11 pm »
< snicker >
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TheJudge

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2003, 02:16:48 pm »
 


I'll have to remember this one...
 
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Ryker

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2003, 02:23:35 pm »
rofl!!!

Well, that more or less rules out my Web Publishing module Im doing for my Computer degree. Kudos!    
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Stormbringer

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2003, 03:04:42 pm »
No wonder our kids are so messed up. Look at the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Should people like that be in charge of kids futures?
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Aldaron

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2003, 03:29:30 pm »
Please tell me that was satire!  
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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2003, 04:42:42 pm »
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Please tell me that was satire!    



Since you insist I will do as you say.  It is satire.




Now am I serious or just humouring you?  
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Dash Jones

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2003, 07:42:21 pm »
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Please tell me that was satire!    



This is from the same site...

http://bbspot.com/News/2001/10/iso9000.html

And this...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/riaa_sue.html

And this should really be able to tell you

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/never_changing_spec.html

What do you think...I think you could answer that...

Of course...they wrote this article especially for us...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/11/top_11_geeks_pulled_over.html

Quote:


Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
 
 11. Are you sure you're reading that right? 101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
 10. I have to get home quickly. I think something terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
 9. Actually Officer, in relativistic terms, we were all speeding.
 8. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
 7. Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
 6. Sorry, for a minute there I thought I was still playing GTA 3.
 5. This is not the car you pulled over. *waves hand across body*
 4. Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's computer would give me more speed than that.
 3. Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
 2. I don't have a driver's license. Will this MCSE diploma do?
 1. How do you expect me to break the record for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?



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Atrahasis

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2003, 07:55:48 pm »
Php is also Photoshop....that's hilarious!
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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2003, 11:14:31 am »
Quote:

Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

By Brian Briggs

   Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.



Link to full story  
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Matsukasi

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2003, 02:11:11 pm »
< snicker >
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TheJudge

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2003, 02:16:48 pm »
 


I'll have to remember this one...
 
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Ryker

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2003, 02:23:35 pm »
rofl!!!

Well, that more or less rules out my Web Publishing module Im doing for my Computer degree. Kudos!    
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Stormbringer

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2003, 03:04:42 pm »
No wonder our kids are so messed up. Look at the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Should people like that be in charge of kids futures?
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Aldaron

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2003, 03:29:30 pm »
Please tell me that was satire!  
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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2003, 04:42:42 pm »
Quote:

Please tell me that was satire!    



Since you insist I will do as you say.  It is satire.




Now am I serious or just humouring you?  
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Dash Jones

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2003, 07:42:21 pm »
Quote:

Please tell me that was satire!    



This is from the same site...

http://bbspot.com/News/2001/10/iso9000.html

And this...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/riaa_sue.html

And this should really be able to tell you

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/never_changing_spec.html

What do you think...I think you could answer that...

Of course...they wrote this article especially for us...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/11/top_11_geeks_pulled_over.html

Quote:


Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
 
 11. Are you sure you're reading that right? 101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
 10. I have to get home quickly. I think something terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
 9. Actually Officer, in relativistic terms, we were all speeding.
 8. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
 7. Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
 6. Sorry, for a minute there I thought I was still playing GTA 3.
 5. This is not the car you pulled over. *waves hand across body*
 4. Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's computer would give me more speed than that.
 3. Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
 2. I don't have a driver's license. Will this MCSE diploma do?
 1. How do you expect me to break the record for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?



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Atrahasis

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2003, 07:55:48 pm »
Php is also Photoshop....that's hilarious!
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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2003, 11:14:31 am »
Quote:

Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

By Brian Briggs

   Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.



Link to full story  
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Matsukasi

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2003, 02:11:11 pm »
< snicker >
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TheJudge

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2003, 02:16:48 pm »
 


I'll have to remember this one...
 
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Ryker

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2003, 02:23:35 pm »
rofl!!!

Well, that more or less rules out my Web Publishing module Im doing for my Computer degree. Kudos!    
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Stormbringer

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2003, 03:04:42 pm »
No wonder our kids are so messed up. Look at the lunatics in charge of the asylum. Should people like that be in charge of kids futures?
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Aldaron

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2003, 03:29:30 pm »
Please tell me that was satire!  
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IKV Nemesis D7L

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2003, 04:42:42 pm »
Quote:

Please tell me that was satire!    



Since you insist I will do as you say.  It is satire.




Now am I serious or just humouring you?  
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Dash Jones

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2003, 07:42:21 pm »
Quote:

Please tell me that was satire!    



This is from the same site...

http://bbspot.com/News/2001/10/iso9000.html

And this...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/riaa_sue.html

And this should really be able to tell you

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/09/never_changing_spec.html

What do you think...I think you could answer that...

Of course...they wrote this article especially for us...

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/11/top_11_geeks_pulled_over.html

Quote:


Things Geeks Say When Pulled Over for Speeding
 
 11. Are you sure you're reading that right? 101 mph in binary is really only 5 mph.
 10. I have to get home quickly. I think something terrible may have happened to my Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
 9. Actually Officer, in relativistic terms, we were all speeding.
 8. It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
 7. Looking for Baal? BWAHAHAHA
 6. Sorry, for a minute there I thought I was still playing GTA 3.
 5. This is not the car you pulled over. *waves hand across body*
 4. Only 95? I thought overclocking my car's computer would give me more speed than that.
 3. Nasty little copss, we hatess them, don't we preciouss?
 2. I don't have a driver's license. Will this MCSE diploma do?
 1. How do you expect me to break the record for the Kessel run if you guys keep pulling me over?



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Atrahasis

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Re: Zero Tolerance ;)
« Reply #26 on: November 23, 2003, 07:55:48 pm »
Php is also Photoshop....that's hilarious!
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