Topic: OMG, funniest WRONG number on my cell phone! (Read 8388 times)

Towelie · « **on:** November 18, 2003, 03:26:34 pm »

My cell phone rang when I was posting a reply earlier.

Caller: Are you cheating on me again you bastard!?!

Me: Who the heck are you?

Caller: You know DAMNED good and well who this is!

Me: I think you got the wrong number.

Caller: Don't give me that s**t! Who's that bitch talking behind you!?!

Me: That's my wife, you just called Daniel Miller @ 866-3*3*!

Caller: Whoops! (laughter) Sorry!

Me: LOL!

I've got her number on caller ID and I am sooo tempted to call he back later just to see what happened!

vsfedwards · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:39:12 pm »

That must have been so embarassing for her.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:57:11 pm »

This is a 100% true story:

I worked at a software company, and the phone rang with a guy who had dialed the wrong number.

He was complaining about how someone had been out to fix his cable, but there was still distortion and it wasn't fixed. He was getting angrier and angrier as he talked and would not let me get a words in edgewise to let me tell him that he had the wrong number.

Finally, he ran out of breath and in the intervening moment of silence I asked him "Sir, I just have one question."

"Yes?" (cautiously angry)

"Why are you telling me this?"

Then he launched into a huge tirade about how he is paying so much for cable and how mad he was. I could almost hear the vien pop from his forehead over the phone.

Finally, he let me talk again and I told him "Well, sir, this isn't the cable company. You've called a software house. We don't have anything to do with your cable."

There was a moment of silence, then "Oh..." (click).

762 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:59:25 pm »

Quote:

My cell phone rang when I was posting a reply earlier.

Caller: Are you cheating on me again you bastard!?!

Me: Who the heck are you?

Caller: You know DAMNED good and well who this is!

Me: I think you got the wrong number.

Caller: Don't give me that s**t! Who's that bitch talking behind you!?!

Me: That's my wife, you just called Daniel Miller @ 866-3*3*!

Caller: Whoops! (laughter) Sorry!

Me: LOL!

I've got her number on caller ID and I am sooo tempted to call he back later just to see what happened!

Well apparently cheating on her is allowed at least once.

NJAntman · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2003, 05:31:55 pm »

I've been getting messages left on my cell for "Hector" for about a month now, seems to be either two or three different hispanic guys trying to to coordinate picking up "Mama" when her flight comes in for Thanksgiving. They are getting desperate but no-one is leaving a number to call back and they have'nt yet figured out they have the wrong number. Seems they are in a different time zone, always calling early AM.

I may need to change my message to "I'm not Hector and I'm not picking Mama up either."

Kmelew · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2003, 12:03:06 am »

Years ago I worked nights in a computer store. One night a man and a women come into the store to look at laptops. The whole time they're giggling and hugging and whatnot. The woman was looking for a particular kind of laptop we didn't have in stock, so she left me her phone number to call her when it came in.

Soon after they left, I noticed that the man left his keys by the display area. I called the number the woman left me and an answering machine with a man's voice picked up.

I left a message, "The is Computer Options, Mrs. So-and-so your husband left his keys here. You can come by the store and pick them up."

The next day they woman called me and said, "Thank you for finding the keys. But he's--ahhh--not my husband."

Cammodude · « **Reply #9 on:** November 19, 2003, 08:55:04 am »

Wierd. I've had a wrong number call very similar to that one about a year ago.

*ring*

Me: Hello?

Caller: WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE?!?!?!

Me: What?

Caller: I said, why are you having sex with my wife?!

Me: Is this a joke?

Caller: *Pause.......click*

That was no where naer as good as your experience, I will admit. lol

In retrospect, I know I've missed a great opprotunity to have some fun. On the other hand this guy literally sounded like the type who would show up on your front door step if you pissed him off any further so I guess it was for the best.

BortaS · « **Reply #10 on:** November 19, 2003, 09:11:08 am »

I had a guy that kept calling about his wife. I told him several times that he had the wrong number. The last time he called at 2am when I had to get up early for work. I had enough! I told him that she couldn't talk on the phone right now because her mouth was full. After that I had his number blocked.

JMM · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2003, 10:52:19 am »

I am curious as to what the woman looks like, she sounds very liberal if she had it done once before. Superfreak?

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:13:21 pm »

Once while at a party with some of my friends during my high school days, we kept getting a phone call for someone named Jim from his girlfriend. After several calls trying to tell her she had a wrong number and no one named Jim was there, one of my friend finaly told her that Jim had left with a tall brunette. The girl got quite irrate and cussed out "Jim" by third party. Anthow the bothersome phone calls ended, and it was quite amusing as my friend had turned on the speaker phone for all to hear. I did kinda feel bad for "Jim" whoever he was.....

Towelie · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:26:34 pm »

My cell phone rang when I was posting a reply earlier.

Caller: Are you cheating on me again you bastard!?!

Me: Who the heck are you?

Caller: You know DAMNED good and well who this is!

Me: I think you got the wrong number.

Caller: Don't give me that s**t! Who's that bitch talking behind you!?!

Me: That's my wife, you just called Daniel Miller @ 866-3*3*!

Caller: Whoops! (laughter) Sorry!

Me: LOL!

I've got her number on caller ID and I am sooo tempted to call he back later just to see what happened!

vsfedwards · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:39:12 pm »

That must have been so embarassing for her.

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2003, 03:57:11 pm »

This is a 100% true story:

I worked at a software company, and the phone rang with a guy who had dialed the wrong number.

He was complaining about how someone had been out to fix his cable, but there was still distortion and it wasn't fixed. He was getting angrier and angrier as he talked and would not let me get a words in edgewise to let me tell him that he had the wrong number.

Finally, he ran out of breath and in the intervening moment of silence I asked him "Sir, I just have one question."

"Yes?" (cautiously angry)

"Why are you telling me this?"

Then he launched into a huge tirade about how he is paying so much for cable and how mad he was. I could almost hear the vien pop from his forehead over the phone.

Finally, he let me talk again and I told him "Well, sir, this isn't the cable company. You've called a software house. We don't have anything to do with your cable."

There was a moment of silence, then "Oh..." (click).

NJAntman · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2003, 05:31:55 pm »

I've been getting messages left on my cell for "Hector" for about a month now, seems to be either two or three different hispanic guys trying to to coordinate picking up "Mama" when her flight comes in for Thanksgiving. They are getting desperate but no-one is leaving a number to call back and they have'nt yet figured out they have the wrong number. Seems they are in a different time zone, always calling early AM.

I may need to change my message to "I'm not Hector and I'm not picking Mama up either."

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