Topic: Ok a lil fun.. (Read 17419 times)

Kmelew · « **Reply #60 on:** November 21, 2003, 06:24:57 pm »

...sing some Klingon opera. One of the other ensigns in the bar told us how badly we were singing (or rather growling) off key. But with Klingons, how can you tell?

Just at that moment...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #61 on:** November 21, 2003, 06:32:09 pm »

Kro'tos, the 3rd klingon officer in history to join Starfleet, walked in. He began laughing and walked towards me with a big threatening grin. I felt a flush of hot blood run through me as I was worried at whether or not he'd be offended at our singing. But he tapped me on the back (quite hard mind you) and carried the song back up, in the end we had half of the bar singing along with us, before the Captain walked in, she seemed to enjoy that we were getting along well together, ordered a chocolate desert and...

Kmelew · « **Reply #62 on:** November 21, 2003, 07:12:43 pm »

...announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen your attention please."

"First I would like to welcome all our newly minted ensigns on board the Shogun. You'll soon learn why this ship is the best ship in the entire Starfleet.

"To those ensigns who have been working for years for this day, I tell you that your sacrifices and hard work will pay off. 'To explore new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations' is not for the weak in spirit. Your presence on this ship today is indicitive of your desire to better the Federation.

"To those ensigns who feel that Starfleet is 'fun' or 'just a game'," she was looking straight at me, "will find out the hard way that it is most definately not. I can only hope that you last long enough to gain some real insight as to why we're out here.

"We are about to embark on a critical mission for the Federation. I am not at liberty to provide details yet but I can assure you that you will be pushed to your limits and beyond.

"Shogun will depart Spacedock at 0600. Because of the importance of this mission as of 0300 the bar will remain closed for the duration of the mission."

There was muted grumbling at the announcement that the bar was closing. For me it was just as well--wouldn't be a good idea being liqoured up the first day on the job.

My friend and I left the bar and...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #63 on:** November 23, 2003, 12:17:33 pm »

It cant just be me and k doing this...c'mon guys..

vsfedwards · « **Reply #64 on:** November 17, 2003, 06:17:03 pm »

Lets play a game..ya'll know it, I say a line (maybe a paragraph) then you say yours, then someone else yadayada untill a story starts to build..

It was a cool, fresh spring morning. As I awoke it was a pain to open my eyes, the sun was glaring through my window and I had had a lot to drink the night before. I tried to recollect what had happened at my starfleet graduation party, but it was all quite a blur............................

Sirgod · « **Reply #65 on:** November 17, 2003, 06:59:03 pm »

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Lets play a game..ya'll know it, I say a line (maybe a paragraph) then you say yours, then someone else yadayada untill a story starts to build..

It was a cool, fresh spring morning. As I awoke it was a pain to open my eyes, the sun was glaring through my window and I had had a lot to drink the night before. I tried to recollect what had happened at my starfleet graduation party, but it was all quite a blur............................

Suddenly I realized, I still had on my (tm) Erik Betke starfleet command Sarcasm Glasses. Removing them, the room begin to clear, and the fog in my mind begain to subside. Rolling slowely out of bed and to my feet, I nearly screamed when I saw...............

vsfedwards · « **Reply #66 on:** November 18, 2003, 06:15:16 am »

...My great uncle Fred naked in front of me, evidently sleep walking and grumbling something about "Crappy Saber class sta(inaudible) my nephew is (inaudible) than that..."

I then proceeded to..

grimbeard · « **Reply #67 on:** November 18, 2003, 09:04:41 am »

Open a fresh can of beer and ponder why in the hell I joined starfleet in the first place. So long as I get to see strange new places and meet and or kill fascinating new aliens, this may be the adventure I seek. But ensign on the garbage scowl...........

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #68 on:** November 18, 2003, 10:07:02 am »

..what I am going to have to settle for is to "Explore strange new garbage heaps, to seek our new trash and new contaminations, to boldly clean up what no one has ever been able to clean up before."

Set phasers on boring.

What I'd really rather be doing is...

grimbeard · « **Reply #70 on:** November 18, 2003, 10:24:59 am »

Start focusing on Lt. Commander Houlihan. She seems open and friendly. Doesnt look down on lowly Ensigns all the time. Get her liqoured up and she may conider me an Admiral. At least, ya know, before I drop trow.

762 · « **Reply #72 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:05:15 am »

...something unusual about the herd of cows on the side of the road. Some of them were talking! I immediately pulled over and ran up to the cows, and just as quickly their conversation reverted to "Mooo...mmooo". Incredulous, I said "Hey, I heard you cows talking! What the heck is that all about??" To which one particularly saucy roan (presumably the Alpha cow) replied, "mooo??" "Oh no," I said, "don't give me that innocent cow look! I just herd you cows having a CONVERSATION!" (I could swear I heard some of them snickering when I said "herd", a particularly mis-timed freudian slip.)

Frustrated to tears, I...

Confused?? · « **Reply #73 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:31:49 am »

wished I was on Qronos. Those Klingons really know how to drink.And their women do things that no human would do...however if I ingraciate myself into the heard of cows I could get something......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #74 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:36:29 am »

...suddenly I realised these werent sheep and I wasnt in Wales. As I walked away some people looked at me quite startled. "maybe I should stick to the synthahol" I thought to myself...I jumped onto a shuttle that took me to the HQ. The view was spectacular and the trip very smooth, the pilot was very laid back and we started talking about.....

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #75 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:42:56 am »

...Douglas Adams. It was then I realizedthat, although I was indisputably in living the life of a Starfleet Cadet the events surrounding me were switching faster than the side-effects of an Improbability Drive. Something strange was definiately going on here.

Set phasers on 'weird'.

I stood there with my hands in my pockets, wondering what to do next. Then I felt a small piece of paper. I pulled it out and read it. It was a note to myself, a reminder. It said: "Remember to..."

Confused?? · « **Reply #78 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:32:27 pm »

put my hand down the front of my starfleet trousers and realised that jakarti's people don't do it the same way we do.So I put my hand.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #79 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:40:03 pm »

On the shuttle door as we docked into the headquarters top floor. I went up to the reception and told them I had arrived..they told me I could use the holodeck while I waited. So I put on my favourite program which is:

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