Topic: Ok a lil fun.. (Read 18385 times)

762 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:05:15 am »

...something unusual about the herd of cows on the side of the road. Some of them were talking! I immediately pulled over and ran up to the cows, and just as quickly their conversation reverted to "Mooo...mmooo". Incredulous, I said "Hey, I heard you cows talking! What the heck is that all about??" To which one particularly saucy roan (presumably the Alpha cow) replied, "mooo??" "Oh no," I said, "don't give me that innocent cow look! I just herd you cows having a CONVERSATION!" (I could swear I heard some of them snickering when I said "herd", a particularly mis-timed freudian slip.)

Frustrated to tears, I...

Confused?? · « **Reply #41 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:31:49 am »

wished I was on Qronos. Those Klingons really know how to drink.And their women do things that no human would do...however if I ingraciate myself into the heard of cows I could get something......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #42 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:36:29 am »

...suddenly I realised these werent sheep and I wasnt in Wales. As I walked away some people looked at me quite startled. "maybe I should stick to the synthahol" I thought to myself...I jumped onto a shuttle that took me to the HQ. The view was spectacular and the trip very smooth, the pilot was very laid back and we started talking about.....

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #43 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:42:56 am »

...Douglas Adams. It was then I realizedthat, although I was indisputably in living the life of a Starfleet Cadet the events surrounding me were switching faster than the side-effects of an Improbability Drive. Something strange was definiately going on here.

Set phasers on 'weird'.

I stood there with my hands in my pockets, wondering what to do next. Then I felt a small piece of paper. I pulled it out and read it. It was a note to myself, a reminder. It said: "Remember to..."

NJAntman · « **Reply #44 on:** November 18, 2003, 12:35:32 pm »

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...Douglas Adams. It was then I realizedthat, although I was indisputably in living the life of a Starfleet Cadet the events surrounding me were switching faster than the side-effects of an Improbability Drive. Something strange was definiately going on here.

Set phasers on 'weird'.

I stood there with my hands in my pockets, wondering what to do next. Then I felt a small piece of paper. I pulled it out and read it. It was a note to myself, a reminder. It said: "Remember to..."

".... apologize to Ambassador Jollos" (for that rude remark concerning Andorians and blue cows), "make copy of picture" (of that incriminating position the sensor logs recorded Admiral Menson & Lt. Commander Houlihan in down in the Jeffries tube), and "buy anti-fungal towel" (written in Ensign Jakarti's lipstick).

The last part of the note caught me by suprise since....

Confused?? · « **Reply #46 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:32:27 pm »

put my hand down the front of my starfleet trousers and realised that jakarti's people don't do it the same way we do.So I put my hand.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #47 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:40:03 pm »

On the shuttle door as we docked into the headquarters top floor. I went up to the reception and told them I had arrived..they told me I could use the holodeck while I waited. So I put on my favourite program which is:

vsfedwards · « **Reply #48 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:53:02 pm »

Bump...come ooooon

Confused?? · « **Reply #49 on:** November 19, 2003, 05:12:26 pm »

Which is....super slinky green vixens from alpha tau vishnu beta x1t6548jhmf Mu ( Orion). A great programme where women cook great.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #50 on:** November 20, 2003, 08:43:04 am »

.."Mr Lawson, please report to the admiral" ..this was it, I now proceeded to go to the Admiral and find out what he had to say. As I arrived in his office he offered me a seat and proceeded to tell me...

Kmelew · « **Reply #51 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:51:00 am »

...that it wasn't a good idea having images of me, Ensign Jakarti and Lt. Commander Houlihan fooling around on StarFleetNet. "Because of this," he said...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #52 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:13:58 am »

...That he was going to transfer me on a deep space mission. On the steamrunner class USS Shogun..

Kmelew · « **Reply #53 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:36:26 am »

"Shogun," I thought, "the name roughly translates to 'Great General Appointed to Fight the Barbarians.' Cool! I'm finally going out there to kick some!"

Then I thought some more, "The Shogun headed an isolationist regime in old Japan. Isolationist. Isolate. THAT'S what the Admiral is doing to me! He's isolating me! Well I'll just..."

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #54 on:** November 20, 2003, 11:51:20 am »

show that know-it-all so-and-so a thing or two. I am going to......................

vsfedwards · « **Reply #55 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:38:20 pm »

Discover a new type of floating space debris! Ah well, I start my assignment tomorrow, that leaves time for...

Kmelew · « **Reply #56 on:** November 20, 2003, 12:48:04 pm »

...one last image session with Ensign Jakarti and Lt. Commander Houlihan to upload to StarFleetNet. Rumor has it that the Admiral is quite the conniseur of such images.

Can't stay up too late though. Gotta catch the transport to the Shogun, 'cause if I'm late I'm sure the captain will...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #57 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:12:39 pm »

bump...

Kmelew · « **Reply #58 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:32:20 pm »

...shoot me dead.

I made to the transport the next morning in a stupor just as it was about to take off.

Thirty minutes later we docked with the Shogun. She was the very definition of spit and polish. And she should be--her CO Captain Michelle Jones had the reputation throughout the Fleet of running a very tight ship.

I proceeded to the Captain's quarters to present my orders, getting thoroughly lost along the way. When I finally found it, I rang the buzzer.

"Come."

I went inside and stood before Captain Jones somewhat lazily.

"Ah Ensign so good of you to join us," she said as I stood there. "May I see your orders or are they a Federation Secret?"

I fumbled for my orders and handed them to the Captain.

"There are four ways of doing things on a starship," she said as she read my orders. "The Right Way, The Wrong Way, The Starfleet Way, and My Way. You do things My Way and we'll get along just fine. Report to the XO for your watch assignment. Dismissed."

As I left I thought, "So this is how the Admiral wishes to instill 'discipline' in me, by assigning me to some harda$$ captain."

Well she won't break me and kill my fun. I've always lived by the old earth saying: Where there's a will, there's a way.

So immediately I ...

vsfedwards · « **Reply #59 on:** November 21, 2003, 03:47:46 pm »

Went over to the XO and recieved my shift. I didnt have to be on for another 3 hours so look around the bar. Everyone was busy meeting eachother and showing their shift rosters, when I looked across the room and saw my childhood friend, he came over to me and we started chatting about old times. We couldnt believe our luck in being assigned on the same ship.
We began to meet other members and decided after a while to...

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