Topic: Ok a lil fun.. (Read 17727 times)

vsfedwards · « **on:** November 17, 2003, 06:17:03 pm »

Lets play a game..ya'll know it, I say a line (maybe a paragraph) then you say yours, then someone else yadayada untill a story starts to build..

It was a cool, fresh spring morning. As I awoke it was a pain to open my eyes, the sun was glaring through my window and I had had a lot to drink the night before. I tried to recollect what had happened at my starfleet graduation party, but it was all quite a blur............................

Sirgod · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2003, 06:59:03 pm »

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Lets play a game..ya'll know it, I say a line (maybe a paragraph) then you say yours, then someone else yadayada untill a story starts to build..

It was a cool, fresh spring morning. As I awoke it was a pain to open my eyes, the sun was glaring through my window and I had had a lot to drink the night before. I tried to recollect what had happened at my starfleet graduation party, but it was all quite a blur............................

Suddenly I realized, I still had on my (tm) Erik Betke starfleet command Sarcasm Glasses. Removing them, the room begin to clear, and the fog in my mind begain to subside. Rolling slowely out of bed and to my feet, I nearly screamed when I saw...............

vsfedwards · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2003, 06:15:16 am »

...My great uncle Fred naked in front of me, evidently sleep walking and grumbling something about "Crappy Saber class sta(inaudible) my nephew is (inaudible) than that..."

I then proceeded to..

grimbeard · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2003, 09:04:41 am »

Open a fresh can of beer and ponder why in the hell I joined starfleet in the first place. So long as I get to see strange new places and meet and or kill fascinating new aliens, this may be the adventure I seek. But ensign on the garbage scowl...........

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2003, 10:07:02 am »

..what I am going to have to settle for is to "Explore strange new garbage heaps, to seek our new trash and new contaminations, to boldly clean up what no one has ever been able to clean up before."

Set phasers on boring.

What I'd really rather be doing is...

grimbeard · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2003, 10:24:59 am »

Start focusing on Lt. Commander Houlihan. She seems open and friendly. Doesnt look down on lowly Ensigns all the time. Get her liqoured up and she may conider me an Admiral. At least, ya know, before I drop trow.

762 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:05:15 am »

...something unusual about the herd of cows on the side of the road. Some of them were talking! I immediately pulled over and ran up to the cows, and just as quickly their conversation reverted to "Mooo...mmooo". Incredulous, I said "Hey, I heard you cows talking! What the heck is that all about??" To which one particularly saucy roan (presumably the Alpha cow) replied, "mooo??" "Oh no," I said, "don't give me that innocent cow look! I just herd you cows having a CONVERSATION!" (I could swear I heard some of them snickering when I said "herd", a particularly mis-timed freudian slip.)

Frustrated to tears, I...

Confused?? · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:31:49 am »

wished I was on Qronos. Those Klingons really know how to drink.And their women do things that no human would do...however if I ingraciate myself into the heard of cows I could get something......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:36:29 am »

...suddenly I realised these werent sheep and I wasnt in Wales. As I walked away some people looked at me quite startled. "maybe I should stick to the synthahol" I thought to myself...I jumped onto a shuttle that took me to the HQ. The view was spectacular and the trip very smooth, the pilot was very laid back and we started talking about.....

Scott Allen Abfalter · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2003, 11:42:56 am »

...Douglas Adams. It was then I realizedthat, although I was indisputably in living the life of a Starfleet Cadet the events surrounding me were switching faster than the side-effects of an Improbability Drive. Something strange was definiately going on here.

Set phasers on 'weird'.

I stood there with my hands in my pockets, wondering what to do next. Then I felt a small piece of paper. I pulled it out and read it. It was a note to myself, a reminder. It said: "Remember to..."

Confused?? · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:32:27 pm »

put my hand down the front of my starfleet trousers and realised that jakarti's people don't do it the same way we do.So I put my hand.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2003, 07:40:03 pm »

On the shuttle door as we docked into the headquarters top floor. I went up to the reception and told them I had arrived..they told me I could use the holodeck while I waited. So I put on my favourite program which is:

vsfedwards · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2003, 02:53:02 pm »

Bump...come ooooon

Confused?? · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2003, 05:12:26 pm »

Which is....super slinky green vixens from alpha tau vishnu beta x1t6548jhmf Mu ( Orion). A great programme where women cook great.......

vsfedwards · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2003, 08:43:04 am »

.."Mr Lawson, please report to the admiral" ..this was it, I now proceeded to go to the Admiral and find out what he had to say. As I arrived in his office he offered me a seat and proceeded to tell me...

Kmelew · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:51:00 am »

...that it wasn't a good idea having images of me, Ensign Jakarti and Lt. Commander Houlihan fooling around on StarFleetNet. "Because of this," he said...

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