Topic: US babies get global brand names

[Gambler]

We have an employee here who's name is LaQuinta.  Standing joke is we know where she was conceived.

With a name like ESPN he better be good at sports or he's gonna catch holy hell.

[Harlax]

I knew someone in college named Ronald McDonald.

Of course he was born in the 50's, so his parents had no clue about what they were doing to him...

[anduril]

When my sister was teaching in Milwaukee she had a set of twins in one of her classes.

Named Male and Female.

Pronounce them as  Ma Lee  and Fee Ma Lee.

Can you say take the names off the hospital bracelets they wore at birth?

Then there is a friend of mine who was working a hospital in Jacksonville FL in the mid 80's who came across a women who had given birth and when looking around the room for naming inspiration gazed upon a package that would lend it's name to her daughter.

A plastic bag with the word Pajamas on it.

[Yabrodan]

If i have a kid I'm naming it Frodo