SENSE OF HUMOR ALERT:
C'mon down to Dark Matrix's New and slightly used Borg TWO-FOR-ONE FLEET sale.
That's right, it's a two for one sale! Buy one Borg Cube get the second one free! Buy a Borg Sphere get a second one free or upgrade to a cube. We don't care its a TWO-FOR-ONE sale!
These babies have, Transwarp drive, cutting beams, regenerative armor and thousands of Borg drones, ALL as standard features. At no extra charge we'll throw in your own, custom fitted, regeneration station. These ships are perfect for taking the family to soccer practice or conquering the galaxy...
Wait, there's more! Act now and we'll add in a direct link to the Collective. Forget about Lo-Jack Anti-theft devices folks, NOBODY steals a Borg vessel and gets away with it, the Borg Queen will find any lost or stolen Borg ship within minutes, free of charge!
How can DarkMatrix afford to bring you these ships at these prices? Sheer NUMBERS, everything MUST go!
Act now, supplies are limited.
SERIOUSLY:
Great job Dark Matrix!
KF