SENSE OF HUMOR ALERT:
[Fade in: 1970s Disco music plays; Picture: Shady Gator; a fat man in a Godzilla suit in front of the FASA Gorn fleet lineup ]
We will not be undersold here at Shady Gators used Gorn ship mart! Take advantage of our no money down, zero percent financing. We have the best warrenty in the Alpha Quadrant, five years or fifty-thousand light years guaranteed. Nobody beats that not even the Gorn government.
These prestine Gorn battle wagons make excellent family "mini-vans" for the Soccer mom on the go.
Wait, there's more!
Planning that family vacation in the wilderness? Move over Winnebago! Thes Gorn babies will literally CRUSH the competition.
Come on down to Shady Gator's where we say if the van is rockin' don't come a knockin'!
[Fade out: 1970s Disco music]
Seriously, Captain KoraH, Well done!
Qapla!
KF