Thanks, Reverend!
You should give it a shot. Even if it's only for the heck of it. That tutorial Sandman pointed me to was all I really needed to get my bearings in Max. And once you get past that, it's really easy. It's a little tedious until you start to get some of the hotkeys down, but it's much easier than it looks. Plus, as you can see, there is people who will give you a hand with it.
Now I'm building some other models to try to cut back on the polys without dropping quality too much. That first one was around 14000 polys, which is a bit too much, lol. But it didn't take too long to build. I was right in the middle of those blackouts, so that put a damper on things, but it didn't take nearly as long as I expected. Just have to work on texturing next. Which I imagine will take quite a bit of time.