I know how you feel man. when I was a kid we had a Callico Cat that was named Callico (My sister wasn't very original with names), anyway this cat was the fattest cat on the block, I don't remember how much she weighed, but she was HUGE! She used to let other cats push her around even though she was bigger than they were, until one day, a black and white cat named Puttycat pushed her too far, and she kicked his ass! It was so funny to watch them fight cause one minute Puttycat was picking on her while she was backing away and the next he was backpeddling while she nailed a couple of times before he turned tail and ran with her chasing him. Before that fight whenever we heard a cat picking on Callico we would get the hose that had a precision spray nozzle, and we would nail the other cat without getting our own, after that fight, our cat ruled the block for several years. She was never a bully, she would beat down any cat who challenged her. She was a great cat, then one day she didn't come home, we looked everywhere and never found her. I think what happened was some kids were walking by and started petting her, she was the friendliest cat, seeing she did not have a collar, they took her home. I hope she had a happy life.