Why do they fix all these things? I don't want an easy life!
Just joking, but the Romulans are just too
to not fly them.
*Prepare my Warbird for departure, commander*
'Yes Centurion, as you wish'
{looking at ship layout}
*Hey who got that nice rear hardpoint installed?*
'The patch did captain'
{reading weapon efficiency reports}
*Gasp are these actual numbers or am i dreaming?*
'No sir, you are certainly not dreaming'
{looking into cloak tests}
*Hey where is that 100% detection chance for probes?*
'It's gone captain, the patch did this.'
*How did you know it was my birthday?*
{Dead silence; crew members looking to each other}
'Captain, it is just coincidence. But we wanted to keep it secret'
Aenigma