Topic: TraceyG, Eat Your Heart Out!!! (Read 24230 times)

Spartan · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2003, 08:19:49 pm »

LOL, this is funny stuff. I heard toad..err..frog likking gives you a buzz?!?! OK, Sparty spills his PBR and stumbles into the door of the bomb shelter, knocking himself out cold, Father Ted opens the door and drags Sparty inside where he proptly hands him another cold one.

(Nice job Ms. Rolling

)

KRolling · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2003, 08:45:18 pm »

Man!!! I thought I sealed that door!!!

<Rolling puts on welders hat, slapping the mask down over her eyes she begins to weld the door of the bomb shelter>

By the way, <she yells through the door to Sparky, um, Sparty> Thank you!!!

FatherTed · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2003, 08:57:55 am »

Quote:

LOL, this is funny stuff. I heard toad..err..frog likking gives you a buzz?!?! OK, Sparty spills his PBR and stumbles into the door of the bomb shelter, knocking himself out cold, Father Ted opens the door and drags Sparty inside where he proptly hands him another cold one.

(Nice job Ms. Rolling )

Sits Sparty in a pew. "You're just in time for Mass." There's a loud cheer from the congregation in the bomb shelter. Die Hard, the new altar boy, starts pumping his fist, "F$%^$@- A, man!" <snicker>

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:57:27 am »

....Chuut drunkenly staggers into the bomb shelter from the back door. and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. Father Ted is bewildered and tries to attract his attention, but still Chuut says nothing. Father Ted knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the Kzin to speak.

Chuut: "No use knockin' dude, there's no paper in this one either."

KRolling · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:14:16 am »

OH TOO FUNNY!!!! I could just picture that happening!!

Um.... well... I mean the situation.... not the complete-complete picture....just.... um.... oh fiddle!!!

Is there anyone else who would like to go into the bombshelter/chapel before I seal the back door???? A word to the wise... don't go into the the confessionals right now.

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:58:36 am »

Chuut strugles with door of confessional a minute. Shrugging his drunken shoulders he then uses his 750 lb Kzinti bulk to make a new door. Looking over he spies the communion wine, staggers over and does a few shots muttering something about whimpy human shot glasses, stumbles over to a pew, falls asleep and begins to snore contentedly.

Goose · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2003, 12:20:06 pm »

The door to the bunker bursts open...

HALLELUJAH! BRUTHAHS AND SISTAHS!!!!

GOOD NEWS! I HAVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVED!

Thank ye thank ye.

(didn't think you could hold a revival without the Reverend did you?)

corbin369 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2003, 01:05:52 pm »

A medium sized red Kzin wearing a cockade hat, blue jacket with large lapels and swallow tails, (ala British navy 18th century Earth) walks in behind M'Ress.
Tapping a Belaying pin in one paw, he say's
"Time for your medication, old friend".

Kat Karbin

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2003, 02:48:39 pm »

Chuut wakes up to the rantings of the fanatical Kzin. Looks around at the "forcefield" and thinks to himself, I wish that nut would stop preaching so I can get some sleep, especially since this once I made it into my own bed. Then returns to sleep peacefully.

Goose · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2003, 02:52:00 pm »

BRUTHAH KAHBEN, GLAD YOU ARE HEEYUH!

(Yes he yells despite the microphone)

BRUTHAH CHUUT HAS TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF Tuh SACRIFICE HIS OWN BODY MIND AND SPIRIT.

HE HATH EMBIBED ALL THE DEEEEMON LIKUH, SO THAT WE MAY NOT SUFFUH FROM IT'S EVILLLLLL!

NOW! ON WITH THUH SUHVICE!

WHO WE GOT AS A GUEST TODAY THAT WE MAY PRAISE THEYUH EFFUHTS IN THE HOLY WAR AGAINST ONLINE BUUUUUGS!

(K'arbin holds up a picture of TraceyG's sig pic. THE REVERAND takes a look and turns back to the crowd)

YEAYUS! THEH SHE BE. YEA THATS RIGHT SHE...

(He stops, spins back to picture)

Hooooooooo momma! (Takes picture from K'arbin) Spank me silly and call me Jimmy Bakuh!

(Realizes the mike is still on and looks at crowd)

Uuuuhhhh, I meant that, uhhhh, (leans over towards K'arbin) hep me heyuh! (K'arbin slips out the back door)

He smiles at the crowd like only a Kzin can...

KRolling · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2003, 04:17:14 pm »

<Rolling pulls out a riveting gun and starts securing the back door of the bombshelter/chapel/latrine>

When? When did I lose control!!!

Agave · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2003, 04:47:09 pm »

<somewhere hidden deep in the shadows of a back corner, a huge biped lizard wakes up and takes a look around>

"Damn, when did it get so noisy around here?"

"Can't anybody sleep off a good drunk anymore in peace?"

<looking to his left, he sees two guys sitting back enjoying the whole bombshelter spectacle>

"Heeeeyyyyyy, dude. Quite a show. Ya' know," says the red one.

"Hehehehe........aligator in a bus......with a nun..........hehehehehehe!" snickers the yellow one.

<Agave shakes his head vigorously, when he opens his eyes again, they are still there>

"Damn, I didn't think I had that much to drink. Oh well."

<passes back out>

Goose · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2003, 07:39:48 pm »

Uhhhh,

What ah meant to say is that she has nice ass...(pauses for a second)

SETS! Assets! Right that's what I meant. Assets! (Looks at picture)

And everyone can see them. (winces)

I mean, everyone can see she looks like a... (stops in mid-sentance)

VERY INTELLIGENT BEING! Yeah that's it. She has a lot of...(gestures with his hands in front of his chest, looks at his hands)

BRAINS! (while crossing his arms)

Why just the other say I saw her...(pauses again finally realizing where this is going)

Ah t'hell with it!

(Knocks Rollin' out the way and bolts throught the door)

Spartan · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2003, 07:51:36 pm »

Father Ted thinks Sparty is deep in prayer, but then hears snoring in the pew...Tells alterboy DieHard to give Sparty a kick....."zzzzzzzzzcoughsnort...huh, whaa....oh, oh, AMEN!!!.......zzzzzzz" Just for that, Sparty gets whacked w/ the incense (My spelling stinks ok) ball.

KRolling · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2003, 08:34:54 pm »

Ok!!! That's it!!!

<Rolling pulls out equipment to build a level one forcefleld over the door>

If this doesn't work, I dunno what will!!

FatherTed · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:00:13 pm »

"Gentlemen, our Mass has ended. Let us go in peace to Casino Night. Die Hard the altar boy: "F&%$#in' A man!"

-an excited movement of Kats, Klingons, and Feds moves towards the back of the chapel where the blackjack tables, slots, roulette wheel, and craps tables are waiting.

Father Ted whispers to J'inn, "Captain Rolling is better than advertising. Look at the turnout tonight!"

J'inn smiles back with that disconcerting toothy Kzin smile, already figuring his take for providing the dealers from the Riverboat Casino, "And the Bruces and Roms haven't even shown up yet! What can you do to top this?"

A smile. A shrug. "J'inn, my Son, you ain't seen nothin' yet." <snicker>

KRolling · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:08:57 pm »

<Rolling mumbles to herself, and presses the button to activate the force field>

There!!! Now they'll be in there till I say they can come out!!

<she then beams the blackjack tables, slots, roulette wheel, craps tables, and all alcohol beverages out of the bombshelter>

Hehe!!! That'll teach them.

News:

Topic: TraceyG, Eat Your Heart Out!!! (Read 24230 times) var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};

Spartan

KRolling

FatherTed

KATChuutRitt

KRolling

FatherTed

KATChuutRitt

Goose

corbin369

Black

KATChuutRitt

Goose

KRolling

Agave

Goose

Spartan

KRolling

FatherTed

KRolling

FatherTed

Topic: TraceyG, Eat Your Heart Out!!! (Read 24230 times)