Topic: TraceyG, Eat Your Heart Out!!! (Read 25228 times)

KRolling · « **on:** February 02, 2003, 09:10:49 pm »

I just couldn't help myself!! LOL!!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2003, 10:24:44 pm »

Oh Baby!!!

FatherTed · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2003, 10:39:12 pm »

Kinda looks like Cartman's mom. <ducks into the bombshelter>

KRolling · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2003, 06:43:41 am »

Quote:

Kinda looks like Cartman's mom. <ducks into the bombshelter>

Cartman?

FatherTed · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2003, 06:46:48 am »

You've never seen South Park, have you?

KRolling · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2003, 06:47:43 am »

Um.... no.

mc_cloud · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2003, 07:02:36 am »

let me sumerize carman's mom....slept with over 30 guys, the dallas cowboys football team, and is a hemaphrodyte (girl and boy parts) ...but ur right father ted, i see the resemblence *nocks on the door to the bomb shelter, hey can i come in !*

Karnak · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2003, 09:10:41 am »

5 stars to K'Rolling.

Komodo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2003, 09:48:11 am »

Don't feel too bad KR!

I myself have seen only one episode of S Park, so I wouldn't know either LOL How many times has Kenny died? ROFL

But "Rolling Pin"? That's funny

Woulda been funnier of "Cartman's mom" was holding one!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2003, 09:52:41 am »

5 stars..........Hmmmmm.....what is going on here......

Interesting,........................

Nope he is still a frog............

KRolling · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2003, 10:10:45 am »

ROFL!!!!

KRolling · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2003, 10:23:27 am »

Is this better?

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2003, 11:30:59 am »

I havent looked at the Taldren forum's all day... and then I see this... LMAO!!!
That's pretty good Kim... did you really draw that yourself??
Ummm... you're not a blonde, are you??

Oh boy... I can't stop laughing....
Chuut must be rubbing off on you...
LMAO!!

Komodo · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2003, 11:41:26 am »

OMG that's perfect! That's downright hilarious!

KRolling · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2003, 11:42:56 am »

WHAT?!!! The hair isn't RED?!!! It's suppose to be REEEEEEDDDD!!!!! WAAAAAAA!!!!!

Glad you like it Tracey.

KRolling · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2003, 05:06:10 pm »

A little slippery, though.

Spartan · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2003, 08:19:49 pm »

LOL, this is funny stuff. I heard toad..err..frog likking gives you a buzz?!?! OK, Sparty spills his PBR and stumbles into the door of the bomb shelter, knocking himself out cold, Father Ted opens the door and drags Sparty inside where he proptly hands him another cold one.

(Nice job Ms. Rolling

)

KRolling · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2003, 08:45:18 pm »

Man!!! I thought I sealed that door!!!

<Rolling puts on welders hat, slapping the mask down over her eyes she begins to weld the door of the bomb shelter>

By the way, <she yells through the door to Sparky, um, Sparty> Thank you!!!

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:57:27 am »

....Chuut drunkenly staggers into the bomb shelter from the back door. and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. Father Ted is bewildered and tries to attract his attention, but still Chuut says nothing. Father Ted knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the Kzin to speak.

Chuut: "No use knockin' dude, there's no paper in this one either."

KRolling · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:14:16 am »

OH TOO FUNNY!!!! I could just picture that happening!!

Um.... well... I mean the situation.... not the complete-complete picture....just.... um.... oh fiddle!!!

Is there anyone else who would like to go into the bombshelter/chapel before I seal the back door???? A word to the wise... don't go into the the confessionals right now.

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:58:36 am »

Chuut strugles with door of confessional a minute. Shrugging his drunken shoulders he then uses his 750 lb Kzinti bulk to make a new door. Looking over he spies the communion wine, staggers over and does a few shots muttering something about whimpy human shot glasses, stumbles over to a pew, falls asleep and begins to snore contentedly.

Goose · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2003, 12:20:06 pm »

The door to the bunker bursts open...

HALLELUJAH! BRUTHAHS AND SISTAHS!!!!

GOOD NEWS! I HAVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVED!

Thank ye thank ye.

(didn't think you could hold a revival without the Reverend did you?)

corbin369 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2003, 01:05:52 pm »

A medium sized red Kzin wearing a cockade hat, blue jacket with large lapels and swallow tails, (ala British navy 18th century Earth) walks in behind M'Ress.
Tapping a Belaying pin in one paw, he say's
"Time for your medication, old friend".

Kat Karbin

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2003, 02:48:39 pm »

Chuut wakes up to the rantings of the fanatical Kzin. Looks around at the "forcefield" and thinks to himself, I wish that nut would stop preaching so I can get some sleep, especially since this once I made it into my own bed. Then returns to sleep peacefully.

Goose · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2003, 02:52:00 pm »

BRUTHAH KAHBEN, GLAD YOU ARE HEEYUH!

(Yes he yells despite the microphone)

BRUTHAH CHUUT HAS TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF Tuh SACRIFICE HIS OWN BODY MIND AND SPIRIT.

HE HATH EMBIBED ALL THE DEEEEMON LIKUH, SO THAT WE MAY NOT SUFFUH FROM IT'S EVILLLLLL!

NOW! ON WITH THUH SUHVICE!

WHO WE GOT AS A GUEST TODAY THAT WE MAY PRAISE THEYUH EFFUHTS IN THE HOLY WAR AGAINST ONLINE BUUUUUGS!

(K'arbin holds up a picture of TraceyG's sig pic. THE REVERAND takes a look and turns back to the crowd)

YEAYUS! THEH SHE BE. YEA THATS RIGHT SHE...

(He stops, spins back to picture)

Hooooooooo momma! (Takes picture from K'arbin) Spank me silly and call me Jimmy Bakuh!

(Realizes the mike is still on and looks at crowd)

Uuuuhhhh, I meant that, uhhhh, (leans over towards K'arbin) hep me heyuh! (K'arbin slips out the back door)

He smiles at the crowd like only a Kzin can...

KRolling · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2003, 04:17:14 pm »

<Rolling pulls out a riveting gun and starts securing the back door of the bombshelter/chapel/latrine>

When? When did I lose control!!!

Agave · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2003, 04:47:09 pm »

<somewhere hidden deep in the shadows of a back corner, a huge biped lizard wakes up and takes a look around>

"Damn, when did it get so noisy around here?"

"Can't anybody sleep off a good drunk anymore in peace?"

<looking to his left, he sees two guys sitting back enjoying the whole bombshelter spectacle>

"Heeeeyyyyyy, dude. Quite a show. Ya' know," says the red one.

"Hehehehe........aligator in a bus......with a nun..........hehehehehehe!" snickers the yellow one.

<Agave shakes his head vigorously, when he opens his eyes again, they are still there>

"Damn, I didn't think I had that much to drink. Oh well."

<passes back out>

Goose · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2003, 07:39:48 pm »

Uhhhh,

What ah meant to say is that she has nice ass...(pauses for a second)

SETS! Assets! Right that's what I meant. Assets! (Looks at picture)

And everyone can see them. (winces)

I mean, everyone can see she looks like a... (stops in mid-sentance)

VERY INTELLIGENT BEING! Yeah that's it. She has a lot of...(gestures with his hands in front of his chest, looks at his hands)

BRAINS! (while crossing his arms)

Why just the other say I saw her...(pauses again finally realizing where this is going)

Ah t'hell with it!

(Knocks Rollin' out the way and bolts throught the door)

Spartan · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2003, 07:51:36 pm »

Father Ted thinks Sparty is deep in prayer, but then hears snoring in the pew...Tells alterboy DieHard to give Sparty a kick....."zzzzzzzzzcoughsnort...huh, whaa....oh, oh, AMEN!!!.......zzzzzzz" Just for that, Sparty gets whacked w/ the incense (My spelling stinks ok) ball.

KRolling · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2003, 08:34:54 pm »

Ok!!! That's it!!!

<Rolling pulls out equipment to build a level one forcefleld over the door>

If this doesn't work, I dunno what will!!

FatherTed · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:00:13 pm »

"Gentlemen, our Mass has ended. Let us go in peace to Casino Night. Die Hard the altar boy: "F&%$#in' A man!"

-an excited movement of Kats, Klingons, and Feds moves towards the back of the chapel where the blackjack tables, slots, roulette wheel, and craps tables are waiting.

Father Ted whispers to J'inn, "Captain Rolling is better than advertising. Look at the turnout tonight!"

J'inn smiles back with that disconcerting toothy Kzin smile, already figuring his take for providing the dealers from the Riverboat Casino, "And the Bruces and Roms haven't even shown up yet! What can you do to top this?"

A smile. A shrug. "J'inn, my Son, you ain't seen nothin' yet." <snicker>

KRolling · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:08:57 pm »

<Rolling mumbles to herself, and presses the button to activate the force field>

There!!! Now they'll be in there till I say they can come out!!

<she then beams the blackjack tables, slots, roulette wheel, craps tables, and all alcohol beverages out of the bombshelter>

Hehe!!! That'll teach them.

Spartan · « **Reply #41 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:20:41 pm »

Ted, that casino thing reminds me of a goof-ball religion I made up one night.....I think it was Shaefers beer night.....It was a religion based on making money and celebrities in hiding, I called it the "1st Church (and Bank) of Elvis" That has money making all over it.....I will leave out the details, I guess you had to be there to apreciate it and get the full humor of it but it was pretty warped..errr....funny.

KRolling · « **Reply #42 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:23:20 pm »

Would everyone go over to the JYB thread and bump that SO.... um, that tread to high heaven for me please?

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #43 on:** February 06, 2003, 12:08:41 am »

Chuut now awaked and filled in on what is going on looks to Father Ted

"Nice move Ted, but you know that she will keep trying to spoil our fun, she takes orders from Hooch after-all."

"Yes that could become a problem" agreed the good father "What should we do?

"Well you do have that Wet-Spandex competition" planned and I think a certain Hydran might be just the perfect judge for such a TANTALIZING contest if you know what I mean" <snicker> replied the Kzin with a wink

"You sure the Dark-one doesn't put those ideas in your head, my feline friend?" <snicker> asked the giggling priest.

"Nope this idea was definately inspired by the Holy Spirit" announced Chuut pulling out a bottle of Lagavulin 16 year single-malt from his pack and preceded to pour two glasses. "Cheers, Father!"

"Truly heaven sent" added Father Ted as the two new comrades drained their glasses and poured a second round.

KRolling · « **Reply #44 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:05:43 am »

Trying to pull out the old secret weapon, eh?

LOL!!!

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #45 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:05:55 am »

Julin Eurthyr · « **Reply #46 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:41:13 am »

Meanwhile, the elite mining team of the ISC's famed Jello Echelon, a group famous for finding the best underground natrual jellos everywhere for the Echelon's main event, finishes off the new, ultra-top secret tunnel into KRolling's bomb shelter.

This tunnel is large enough to drive multiple supply trucks up, full of fine supplies ("ISC special" chocodiles, beers of all sorts, a truck full of hard liquors, including tequila and scotch, lots of buffalo wings, chips, doritos, and other fine hours d'ouvres.

Amidst the quiet hub-bub of the crew setting up the wet bar and restaraunt, the main attraction is set up in the center of the area. The famed Jello-wrestling ring of the Little Paradise is set up in the center of the area, and filled with a fine lime-green jello.

Soon, the area is prepared, and a selection of the galaxies finest serving waitresses and wrestlers make their way into the casino area, announcing the fact. They periodically point out the front door, where bouncers capable of single-handedly lifting one-ton trucks stand, in armor, with conspicuously displayed weaponry, watching the crowd through their sunglasses.

Then the lights turn on. Eat at Joes. The place of famed ISC Jello Wrestling.

And from above, aboard the Little Paradise, Julin looks upon the video feeds from the location and says, "All is well today. Nobody shall die from privation down there this day. Or week. Or as long as the sermon continues."

KRolling · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:47:58 am »

LOL!!!!

I'm running out of ideas!!!!

corbin369 · « **Reply #51 on:** February 06, 2003, 11:54:25 am »

".....And that's when I saw her walk into the bunker with the Compression Pulse Phaser Rifle...Your Honor"

Kat_K'arbin

KRolling · « **Reply #52 on:** February 06, 2003, 12:26:42 pm »

LOL!!!

Spartan · « **Reply #53 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:11:32 pm »

As long as it has a bar stool, I'm there. How many people will fit in the bunker?....I start thinking about Bob's Country Bunker from Blues Brothers....Thats how I picture Ted's Bunk....er Chapel, ya, chapel......

FatherTed · « **Reply #54 on:** February 06, 2003, 07:29:54 pm »

You're on the right track, Sparty. But think underground, with a rather upset SSCF pilot patolling the door with a rolling pin.

As well as it's going, I think we should expand. Do you think the 11th can add a bar and grill? <snicker>

Spartan · « **Reply #55 on:** February 06, 2003, 08:34:05 pm »

The Bar & Grill is always open! Though its been a while since I hosted one of those IP nights. But the thought of that rolling pin...thats scarry....wait, what am I saying, I'm married...I'm used to it, and have the knots in my head to prove it.

J'inn · « **Reply #57 on:** February 06, 2003, 10:40:17 pm »

"Twould appear it's time for a campaign.

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #59 on:** February 07, 2003, 01:00:51 am »

Hey it just occured to me guys, Kim's got a rolling pin and she looks like Cartman's mom.....................maybe she should bake us a pie??????

<Looks around for expected attack, if that don't get her in here nothing will>

KRolling · « **Reply #60 on:** February 07, 2003, 06:56:48 am »

Let put it this way, my dear Pillsbury dough boys. I will make pies.

I will make pies out of each of you!!! Whose first? Don't be bashful, now.

KRolling · « **Reply #66 on:** February 07, 2003, 09:23:02 am »

Ok, I'm so confused!!!

Just who do I have in the bombshelter/chapel/latrine?
And what races?

I've lost count.

Daew Anahos · « **Reply #68 on:** February 10, 2003, 05:49:08 am »

Sing To The Tune Of Proud Mary By CCR

Left a good job in the city,
Working for Taldren every night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleeping,
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been.

CHORUS:
Big wheel keep on turning,
Crazy Goose keep on burning,
KRolling, rolling, rolling on the forum.

She Saw a lot of Tanty in Memphis,
Sealed a lot of bomb shelters in New Orleans,
But she never saw the shady side of the city,
Until she hitched a ride on the Riverboat Casino.

CHORUS

KRolling, rolling, rolling on the forum.
If you come down to the forum,
Bet you gonna find some people who live.
You don't have to worry 'cause you have no humor,
People on the forum are happy to give!

CHORUS

KRolling, rolling, rolling on the forum.
KRolling, rolling, rolling on the forum.
KRolling, rolling, rolling on the forum.

KRolling · « **Reply #69 on:** February 10, 2003, 06:15:39 am »

ROFL!!!

Well, I guess it was about time for a song....

I am honored.

Spartan · « **Reply #70 on:** February 10, 2003, 05:58:50 pm »

Originally posted:
"And you think locking a bunch of unsupervised boys in a bomb shelter with the "partyin' priest" Father Ted isn't a tactic invitation to hold a party? Notice, as soon as the ISC heard that, J'inn set up his casino and the ISC set up the lounge... "

reminds me of being snowed in at college. No preist but allot of empty 1/2 gallons when we got out again.

FatherTed · « **Reply #71 on:** February 10, 2003, 09:42:11 pm »

Remember Sparty, there is a difference between "spiritual" and "spirit", although I tend to blur that distinction.

FPF_TraceyG · « **Reply #74 on:** February 11, 2003, 03:19:23 am »

What?? No sacramental wine?? <hick>
..(looks at empty wine flagon)... damn, its all gone...

Goose · « **Reply #77 on:** February 11, 2003, 10:03:24 am »

Great!

That's all we need.

A DRUNK coder.

No wonder the missions don't work.

"Check those codes!!!"

News:

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