Topic: SFC2 Klingons - Please report to SFC2.NET Klingon Forum

[LongTooth]

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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!



Please enter the  Great Hall on Qo'noS  and make your decision known.  There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process.  Come...join the carnage!    


 

Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do

[warsears]

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Hey Chuut, could you make a bumper sticker for my C7?  Something along the lines of "Don't Blame me, I voted for Gow"

 

lmao good one Dank  

[Karnak]

For everyone that "thought" about voting for me, thank you very much for your support, hehe.

 

[SSCF Hooch]

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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!



Please enter the  Great Hall on Qo'noS  and make your decision known.  There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process.  Come...join the carnage!    


 

Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do  

WHAT? Hey no need to get nasty pussy kat. Me lead the ridgeheads? I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.

Hooch

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.

Hooch

Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?  

[J'inn]

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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.

Hooch

Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?    

<snicker>

[SSCF Hooch]

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I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.

Hooch

Then I gather that Kortez has already set you free?    

Oh that is sooooooo not funny...

Hooch

[KOTH-Steel Claw]

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Oh that is sooooooo not funny...

Hooch

LOL  
 

[Kroma_BaSyl]

It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.

[LongTooth]

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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.  

tis true the klingons are becomming soft all most tame first votes then (shudder) dinner partys and only drinking at wine bars  I have also herd captians will ware foumal atire at all times

Thats why its in your best intrest to vote for hooch sure hes fed but people can change after a few hours with the pain sticks hes sure to do what hes told

[SSCF Hooch]

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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.  

It's our noble influence that is helping them, they are not soft, they are being civil. Odd though, they have no word for civil.

We will fix that, (and them) over time.

Hooch

[Julin Eurthyr]

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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.  

Dogmatix does not need to be stabbed.  He has chosen the honorable path of retirement before the need to be stabbed has set upon him.

As this is unprecedented in the Empire (someone usually stabs the emperor before he realiizes it's time to step down), Doggie is faced with a here-to-fore unheard of choice in an emperor.

Having gathered those capable of assuming his title (basically, all the klingons capable of flying the F5, D7, and other ships with no stinkin B,K,L,D that they call "starships" :P ), he needs to decide how he will be replaced.

A standard rite of ascention calls for such fun things like trial by combat to the death.  The leader will be in charge of a fleet where all the F5's are unpiloted...

So, he decided to have a vote.  A civil, not-too-barbaric vote where the winner gets the command.  Now hopefully his warriors aren't all voting for themselves...

[SSCF Hooch]

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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.  

Dogmatix does not need to be stabbed.  He has chosen the honorable path of retirement before the need to be stabbed has set upon him.

As this is unprecedented in the Empire (someone usually stabs the emperor before he realiizes it's time to step down), Doggie is faced with a here-to-fore unheard of choice in an emperor.

Having gathered those capable of assuming his title (basically, all the klingons capable of flying the F5, D7, and other ships with no stinkin B,K,L,D that they call "starships" :P ), he needs to decide how he will be replaced.

A standard rite of ascention calls for such fun things like trial by combat to the death.  The leader will be in charge of a fleet where all the F5's are unpiloted...

So, he decided to have a vote.  A civil, not-too-barbaric vote where the winner gets the command.  Now hopefully his warriors aren't all voting for themselves...  

Agreed! The Ja'Juk is an old and barbaric custom. What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such). We call the war crimes, but they call it "glory".

Oh well it's their custom...

Hooch

[KATChuutRitt]

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What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such).
Hooch  

Boy G'Warlock would make a strong candidate.........................

[SSCF Hooch]

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What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such).
Hooch  

Boy G'Warlock would make a strong candidate.........................  

That is an understatment...

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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The process enters the final stage, Warriors!



Please enter the  Great Hall on Qo'noS  and make your decision known.  There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process.  Come...join the carnage!    


 

Hey doggy it wont let me in
Well I vote for hooch but if he turns it down gow will do  

WHAT? Hey no need to get nasty pussy kat. Me lead the ridgeheads? I would rather be Fluf's ***** for a day.

Hooch  

I should think you'ld already be tired of being Fluf's *bleepch* by now...



 

[KBF-Dogmatix]

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It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.  

tis true the klingons are becomming soft all most tame first votes then (shudder) dinner partys and only drinking at wine bars  I have also herd captians will ware foumal atire at all times

Thats why its in your best intrest to vote for hooch sure hes fed but people can change after a few hours with the pain sticks hes sure to do what hes told  

heheh....don't think there hasn't been some bloodshed.  The "deliberations" have gotten a bit nasty at times.


BTW, down by a mere two votes and running in 2nd place is "I don't vote...I'm a Klingon!"



 

[KDS-KYTARH]

Spoken by a Klingon Warrior staring right into the eyes of the Gorn officer in front of him. Their faces seperated by inches. With teeth clenched in a deadly soft tone of voice. The sound of leather creaking as his fist tightens into a white knuckled grip arond the handle of the  Honor Dagger sheathed on his belt.

Yes that's it the Klingons are getting soft.

Yes that is absolutely true.

And everyone should believe that and relax.

In fact next time you meet us in battle you don't have to worry about a thing.

You don't even have to raise your shields.

Or arm your weapons systems.

Just drive your ship right up to us and order us to surrender.

And of course we will.

Because the Klingons are getting nice and soft.      

[Damaged]

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Agreed! The Ja'Juk is an old and barbaric custom. What it really comes down to is who can tell the biggest and best overblown lies about their great exploits (if they can be called such). We call the war crimes, but they call it "glory".

Oh well it's their custom...

Hooch  

Barbaric? And this coming from a race only capable of using diplomacy, lies, and hypocrisy to conquer worlds weak enough not to see through your transparent mockery of honor... without even firing a shot! There is no honor or glory in your ways. Klingon customs are ancient and complex, and have proven to make us stronger over the tests of time. It is you who are the uncivilized barbarians, like a scavenging feral child that can't even feed itself because it hasn't been taught the ways of the hunt! Bah. You make a lot of noise for Targ food.
 

[Karnak]

Actuallement, mes amis, I find the Klingon form of Democracy a welcome breath of fresh air  in contrast to  the stale air of status quo politics in the Federation.

Maybe the Feds should think about using the French Revolution as a new model for electing leaders.

I am sure Madame Guillotine would be most 'appy to oblige us with her sevices when France reclaims her rightful place in the Federation as despots and republicains extra-ordinaire.

Vive la Revolution et le Tyrannicide!!  

Now, at long last,  the Klingons will have to show some respect to the Feds, hehe.