Topic: SFC2 Klingons - Please report to SFC2.NET Klingon Forum (Read 20881 times)

KBF-Dogmatix · « **on:** January 31, 2003, 10:37:33 am »

Brother Warriors:

We will be embarking on a new chapter in the storied history of our Empire. Vacancies exist in our leadership positions and, as has been our custom, we wish to open the floor (and the positions) to any worthy Klingon Warrior who may wish to "seize power" or has something to say in regards to the next regime.

As many of you are aware, I have stepped down as Chancellor of the Empire and as SFC2.NET Klingon RM. It is my intention to no longer serve as an RM for any race on any server. Our Brotherhood of Warriors has always found it of great benefit to have a clearly defined, strong central leadership and this is an effort to continue that tradition. I have been asked and have agreed to oversee this process.

So, if you are a Klingon Warrior and you would like to take part in the process (or even just watch the bloodshed from the sidelines), please visit the Klingon Forum at the SFC2.NET Forum Community . If you're a new user to this forum community, please request access to the "Klingons" usergroup after you have registered and have been validated for access to the forum community.

I look forward to seeing you all there.

Laflin · « **Reply #1 on:** January 31, 2003, 10:56:13 am »

WooHoo - I am sooo there!

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #2 on:** January 31, 2003, 11:38:08 am »

Don't bust up your nose too badly running headlong into that locked door to the Great Hall, Laflin.

Laflin · « **Reply #3 on:** January 31, 2003, 12:17:20 pm »

We'll see, Doogy...BTW my stars have begun to fall - some1 don't like me and I can guess who they is - screw em all! :P

Mog · « **Reply #4 on:** January 31, 2003, 12:22:45 pm »

Doogy lol.

Just gave you a 5 my friend

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #5 on:** January 31, 2003, 01:30:06 pm »

In the interest of galactic peace the UFP would like to choose your next leader. Since there is no <snicker> warrior amoungst you that could hold Dogmatix wine cup we think all the bloodshed involved in your "process" would be a waste of life and effort.

We suggest Minister J'inn of the Kinzi would be most suited for your little club. He is honest, loyal, truthful, helpful, curtious, kind, and all that. He would certainly build up your lagging economy and refocus your efforts toward more useful concerns, rather than war.

Barring that, I should like to come and observe this "change" government to better understand the Klingon mind. (if such a thing exsists)

Yours

Hooch

jrstandfast · « **Reply #6 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:03:40 pm »

It may interest you that my House is seizing control of the Empire. As we speak my followers are either slaughtering or kidnapping the families of those "open-minded" traitors who would continue this useless dialog with Federation Imperialists and thier slavering lackeys in other races.

If I come to power look to see Klingon repudiation of this heresy called detante. PAH!!

Rules of War... I spit at them.

We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.

To not fire on the so-called Federation Hospital ships is distastful and foolish. The argument that they also treat Klingon wounded is blasphemy and dishonor.... they do so to deny our Warriors entrance to Sto Vo Kor.

Science Vessels...... Trade Vessels..... Relief Vessels...... all of these will be rightly considered vessels of war.. as the Federation conducts warfare by all means and seeks to degrade our warrior culture by introducing "goods", "lifestyle" and other corruptions to our empire. Relief Vessels will be prosecuted to the extreme... they negate the natural selection that has made us strong.

Embassys will be closed and all Terran and Federation lackeys expelled from the Empire. "Negotiations" are not needed, there is but one type of unconditional surrender and that is the only term we will discuss..... over your smoking hulls.

There are certain among you who have earned a clean death. Lists will go out to my commanders and those of you deserving will be allowed honorable death by combat. Others will be put to work furthering the needs of our Empire until such time as thier pathetic lives expire on the slag heaps of our mines and foundrys. The small children of some of the very few deserving among you shall be taken and raised as Klingon... to rule over the bulk of your descendants who will be thralls to the Mighty Klingon Empire.

Others, such as the Criminal Laflin, will be buried up to their necks in the public squares with passers by invited to slowly saw on them with VERY dull old rusted Batleths.

I hope this clears up any questions you may have had. If you need furthur clarification log into GowsRiegnofTerror@Quonos.Inquisition.Org

Thank you for your time.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #7 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:07:24 pm »

Well....at least that trasition of power was a lot smoother than the last US presidential election.

ChrsLWlstr · « **Reply #8 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:18:54 pm »

Where did I park my D7WK?

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #9 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:40:20 pm »

Quote:

It may interest you that my House is seizing control of the Empire. As we speak my followers are either slaughtering or kidnapping the families of those "open-minded" traitors who would continue this useless dialog with Federation Imperialists and thier slavering lackeys in other races.

If I come to power look to see Klingon repudiation of this heresy called detante. PAH!!

Rules of War... I spit at them.

We will use any and all methods of open warfare. We will use your technology against you. We will threaten, subvert and destroy your allies in turn. Nuetral Zone? No More..... there are but two zones. The Zone of Klingon Imperial Control and the Zone of those Who Will Die.

To not fire on the so-called Federation Hospital ships is distastful and foolish. The argument that they also treat Klingon wounded is blasphemy and dishonor.... they do so to deny our Warriors entrance to Sto Vo Kor.

Science Vessels...... Trade Vessels..... Relief Vessels...... all of these will be rightly considered vessels of war.. as the Federation conducts warfare by all means and seeks to degrade our warrior culture by introducing "goods", "lifestyle" and other corruptions to our empire. Relief Vessels will be prosecuted to the extreme... they negate the natural selection that has made us strong.

Embassys will be closed and all Terran and Federation lackeys expelled from the Empire. "Negotiations" are not needed, there is but one type of unconditional surrender and that is the only term we will discuss..... over your smoking hulls.

There are certain among you who have earned a clean death. Lists will go out to my commanders and those of you deserving will be allowed honorable death by combat. Others will be put to work furthering the needs of our Empire until such time as thier pathetic lives expire on the slag heaps of our mines and foundrys. The small children of some of the very few deserving among you shall be taken and raised as Klingon... to rule over the bulk of your descendants who will be thralls to the Mighty Klingon Empire.

Others, such as the Criminal Laflin, will be buried up to their necks in the public squares with passers by invited to slowly saw on them with VERY dull old rusted Batleths.

I hope this clears up any questions you may have had. If you need furthur clarification log into GowsRiegnofTerror@Quonos.Inquisition.Org

Thank you for your time.

*GULP* It has begun...

Gow, of the House of Gow for Chancellor?

Hmm....

Agave · « **Reply #10 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:50:00 pm »

I hearby claim the right of appropriation for the Gorn Confederation. I shall take the title of Klingon Chancellor and rule with an iron claw. The rights of all Klingon warriors will be equal to all Gorn warriors. Together we shall rule the universe!!

Quap'la ya Bruces!!

Agave Azul
(transalation - Gorn with visions of Grandeur)

House of Azul

jrstandfast · « **Reply #11 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:51:02 pm »

It has come to my attention that one of my opponents has accused me of being a "Madman" who would " pave the streets of Klinzai with the bodies of innocent people".

How silly. It would be wasteful to pave streets with bodies when the Empire needs fertilizer and our slave worlds need protein. A few heads on lightposts will suffice.

One other thing... as I informed the late Gorn Ambassador during his boiling oil bath.... I don't speak to Luggage.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #12 on:** January 31, 2003, 04:52:05 pm »

Hope you klingons are cool with the new dress code.

Hondo_8 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 31, 2003, 05:16:50 pm »

Bah yah words are nothing but hot air! The federation will continue to onslaught your worlds with K-Marts having Martha Stewert blue light specials, and Taco bells giving your so called mighty warrors indesgetion. If you succed to lead the Klingons, your finest moment will be passing legislation increasing the need for more handicaped parking spaces after your captains meet the Blue Horde. All who would support any sort of Klingon Government will meet the well manicured finger of the Federation.

"Captain we have your apllication to the Klingon academy ready to mail, if Gow succedes and the Federation denyies your request to keep you behind the lines" Hondo turns from the mirror done giving his speach to him self and grins. "make sure you add to that I have certain meds I need to take on the hour and stress my need for Slave Girls...."

Karnak · « **Reply #15 on:** January 31, 2003, 05:42:34 pm »

Chuut shot my frog.

I guess that means I won't be available to rule your empire with deadly tactical prowess (ie. make a bee-line for Earth).

Sorry.

warsears · « **Reply #19 on:** January 31, 2003, 10:35:27 pm »

Hooch I belive you are forgeting one .

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2003, 05:48:09 am »

Chancellor Gow,

It will be good to see the Empire in your calloused hands.....

You need not fear any opposition from the Kzin, who respect all true warriors. And J'inn will not be seeking to oppose you <snicker> since he will be busy with the new Kzinti Securities Exchange Commission formed today by KLAW.

As a humble honorary member of your house, I feel it is my duty to attend the coronation ceremony, and I'm bringing a special guest with me, whom I rescued from the clutches of the Federation, and return to the Empire properly attired......

........... MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!

I return her into your care.

Long Live The House Of GOW!!!!!!

With Highest regards
Chuut-Ritt
Kzinti League of Assembled Warchiefs (KLAW)
House of Gow

CubCarson · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2003, 09:50:42 am »

Oh my!
Could ya do the hair thing? Then it would be just PUURFECT!
Hmm, hot water heater ain't getting much of a work out today....

CubCarson · « **Reply #30 on:** February 02, 2003, 08:00:34 am »

YES! TY TY TY!
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread...

SSCF Hooch · « **Reply #31 on:** February 02, 2003, 09:49:55 am »

Chutt-Riff

You are such a suck up! How about a pic of you and Gow in a "love lock"...

Hooch

Toten · « **Reply #32 on:** February 02, 2003, 09:58:20 am »

I would do so but since I have changed computers over christmas I have been basically unable to logg onto SFC2.net.

Doggy can u help? Check to see if i still have forums access pls.

JohnV · « **Reply #36 on:** February 03, 2003, 05:13:33 am »

Oh sure GOW now that you might be incharge, i guess you wont be comming over to my house for Blood Wine anymore. Damn when people get promoted they forget their friends.

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2003, 09:34:56 am »

The process enters the final stage, Warriors!

Please enter the Great Hall on Qo'noS and make your decision known. There is but one week from this date remaining in the succession process. Come...join the carnage!

DiggityDank · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2003, 09:50:48 am »

Hey Chuut, could you make a bumper sticker for my C7? Something along the lines of "Don't Blame me, I voted for Gow"

Karnak · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2003, 11:48:43 am »

For everyone that "thought" about voting for me, thank you very much for your support, hehe.

Kroma_BaSyl · « **Reply #48 on:** February 14, 2003, 03:24:51 pm »

It is a sorry day in the Klingon Empire when you need to use an election to choose your next leader. You nobbie heads are getting soft. Someone just stabe Doggy and be done with it already.

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #57 on:** February 19, 2003, 07:53:45 am »

Spoken by a Klingon Warrior staring right into the eyes of the Gorn officer in front of him. Their faces seperated by inches. With teeth clenched in a deadly soft tone of voice. The sound of leather creaking as his fist tightens into a white knuckled grip arond the handle of the Honor Dagger sheathed on his belt.

Yes that's it the Klingons are getting soft.

Yes that is absolutely true.

And everyone should believe that and relax.

In fact next time you meet us in battle you don't have to worry about a thing.

You don't even have to raise your shields.

Or arm your weapons systems.

Just drive your ship right up to us and order us to surrender.

And of course we will.

Because the Klingons are getting nice and soft.

Karnak · « **Reply #59 on:** February 19, 2003, 10:12:48 am »

Actuallement, mes amis, I find the Klingon form of Democracy a welcome breath of fresh air in contrast to the stale air of status quo politics in the Federation.

Maybe the Feds should think about using the French Revolution as a new model for electing leaders.

I am sure Madame Guillotine would be most 'appy to oblige us with her sevices when France reclaims her rightful place in the Federation as despots and republicains extra-ordinaire.

Vive la Revolution et le Tyrannicide!!

Now, at long last, the Klingons will have to show some respect to the Feds, hehe.

KATChuutRitt · « **Reply #60 on:** February 19, 2003, 10:54:17 am »

What more diplomacy is needed than the Kzinti method of Scream and Leap?....Anything else is unnecessary.

LM REVENGE · « **Reply #63 on:** February 19, 2003, 11:38:50 pm »

Plow SHARES Hooch.
Anyways shouldn't you be following that silly Prime Directive you saucer head Kirk wannabe's hold so dear?
Please also note that there is no such thing as lawyers in Klingon society...trial by combat does away with any supposed usefulness they have.
Just thought I'd point this out.
No need to thank me or anything.

LM REVENGE · « **Reply #65 on:** February 20, 2003, 12:39:59 am »

DAMMIT CHUTT!!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
You should be banned from using photoshop!
At least you make fun in a universal manner.
We have all been victims of your so called humour.
You should fire your therapist.

LongTooth · « **Reply #66 on:** February 20, 2003, 05:55:57 am »

Well to speed things up Iam going to put my hat in the ring so to speak
Yes vote LongTooth and save the empire!
Under my rule you will get "free katnip" can eat as many fed fingers as you can catch plus FREE leagel advice from our very own jinn
Now under my rule there would have to be a few changes 1 I think we can all agree its about time we got shot of the out dated
klingon ship list (to be replaced with a kzin ship list)
2 gow will be forced to stop making fed ships sure they look very nice but do we realy want to give the feds ideas?
3 going to have to shorten the word klingon to kzin(sounds better too:))

So lads what do you say want to see me at the helm of the new kzin opps I meen klingon empire?
Rember to vote long tooth

KDS-KYTARH · « **Reply #67 on:** February 20, 2003, 07:58:29 am »

Trial by arms went out with the armored knight. But alas, the Klingon Empire has only learned to make bigger swords rather than larger plow shares.

Hooch

Just like a Fed brings a plow share to a Sword fight.

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #68 on:** February 20, 2003, 08:40:06 am »

Remember, a vote for Longtooth is a vote for progress!!!!

KBF-Dogmatix · « **Reply #70 on:** February 20, 2003, 03:41:36 pm »

The poll will be closed sometime tomorrow night or Saturday morning. LongTooth is NOT on the ballot, but I gather he IS available as a bat'leth practice dummy, should anyone feel like taking a swipe after they "vote" in an effort to feel "Klingon" again. What the heck, stuff a levek into his rib cage and take two swipes with the bat'leth. Double your pleasure, triple your fun. It's all good.

KOTH-Steel Claw · « **Reply #71 on:** February 20, 2003, 03:44:09 pm »

A good LOL from:

SC

located in Kzinhai

News:

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ChrsLWlstr

KBF-Dogmatix

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jrstandfast

Kroma_BaSyl

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Agave

Karnak

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SSCF Hooch

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Mog

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Toten

KATChuutRitt

KBF-Dogmatix

KATChuutRitt

JohnV

SSCF Hooch

KBF-Dogmatix

DiggityDank

LongTooth

warsears

Karnak

SSCF Hooch

KOTH-Steel Claw

J'inn

SSCF Hooch

KOTH-Steel Claw

Kroma_BaSyl

LongTooth

SSCF Hooch

Julin Eurthyr

SSCF Hooch

KATChuutRitt

SSCF Hooch

KBF-Dogmatix

KBF-Dogmatix

KDS-KYTARH

Damaged

Karnak

KATChuutRitt

KOTH-Steel Claw

SSCF Hooch

LM REVENGE

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LM REVENGE

LongTooth

KDS-KYTARH

KOTH-Steel Claw

LongTooth

KBF-Dogmatix

KOTH-Steel Claw

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