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Offline FPF-Aurora

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2004, 05:01:11 pm »
Quote from: Dizzy on June 25, 2004, 04:12:16 am
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...

I'm here for ya man  :cuss:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2004, 05:40:32 pm »
Quote from: Dizzy on June 25, 2004, 04:12:16 am
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...

That would be the proper application of "Hit Any Key To Continue..."  :P

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2004, 06:17:35 pm »
Quote from: Aurora on June 24, 2004, 11:39:51 pm
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Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)  

No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...

And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me...  :'(

It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer...  :smackhead:

Dizzy is like a chihuahua.... all bark and very little bite.  ;D

But he is not a bad guy once you get past the attitude.

About the grill, reminds me of an ex of mine... grill-slayer was her name.

Got me a brand new $400 gas grill and was busy prepping the meat (Yeah, sounds wonderful, doesn't it?) for our meal.

So I asked her to start the grill....she said fine, goes out side, and a few minutes later.... WHOOMP!!!!   :o

She never opened it...just turned on the gas, waited a minute, then lit it.  :smackhead:

She blew the lid OFF my brand new grill!!! And lost both eyebrows and her vangs (is that how you spell that?) in the process.

I laughed SO hard, my gut hurt... I was ticked off over the busted grill... but it was just too funny not to laugh over.  :rofl:

She never started a grill again as long as I knew her... Jeez.... it has been about 8 years now since that incident...
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2004, 06:33:55 pm »
No need to batter the equipment there, guys. All ya need to do is:

1) Go up to the t00l bar in IE and click View, then Text Size, and then select your prefered font size

OR

2) Hold down the Ctrl key in yer keyboard and roll yer mouse wheel up 'n down until the size is what you want it to be (presumin' that you have a mouse wheel, that is).

Hope that helps ;D
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2004, 06:34:45 pm »
Bangs. Women have bangs in their hair.

Just be grateful she didnt burn the beef tips.  :o
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2004, 08:53:06 pm »
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2004, 06:39:52 am »
Quote from: Aurora on June 25, 2004, 08:53:06 pm
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:



It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."

I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2004, 08:29:35 am »
a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...

And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2004, 09:39:56 am »
Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(

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An international fire code being adopted across America bans grilling on many apartment decks and balconies.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2004, 09:47:35 am »
Quote from: AJTK on June 26, 2004, 06:39:52 am


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2004, 10:22:19 am »
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2004, 03:03:46 pm »
Quote from: Sarek on June 26, 2004, 09:39:56 am
Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5270202/

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Not many people read the internatonal fire code? I didn't even know one even existed. :screwloose:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2004, 07:45:29 pm »
Quote from: AJTK on June 26, 2004, 06:39:52 am
Quote from: Aurora on June 25, 2004, 08:53:06 pm
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:



It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."

I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


Yeah, I know it was bearslayer, but I still don't have any, lol.

And...

It wasn't as if I was TRYING to launch the grill... I was only trying to light it. Perhaps someone was trying to do me in ? lol
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2004, 07:58:10 pm »
::  Click - Click - Click - Foooooom ::

Ahhhh, another Hydran for the barbie ... God bless gas ...




Dizzy, ref the font size.  There have been a couple of post already, but if you missed 'em, look to your upper left, go to View-Text Size and then select a smaller (or larger for the far-sighted old farts <cough> fluf <cough>) and it should work fine.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2004, 07:58:50 pm »
Quote from: Bearslayer on June 26, 2004, 09:47:35 am
Quote from: AJTK on June 26, 2004, 06:39:52 am


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:

Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies...  :rofl:

Dizzy ?

May I use one of the golf clubs ???

Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you   ;)

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2004, 08:03:04 pm »
Quote from: Dizzy on June 26, 2004, 08:29:35 am
a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...

And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)

 :lol: Oh, Dizzy... you just say the sweetest things, lol
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2004, 12:49:03 pm »
Quote from: Grim on June 24, 2004, 04:54:36 pm

Charcoal, gives it a better taste IMO.


...and more carcinogens!  YAY! 
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2004, 12:58:28 pm »

lol true, though due to the English weather i dont have that many barbecues each year, so my intake of carcinogens related to charcoal barbecues is low.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2004, 01:08:55 pm »
heheh....I hear ya.  I agree that charcoal grilling tastes better, though.  I've been using a propane grill for about 13 years, though.  It's just easier.



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