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Offline Dizzy

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2004, 08:16:57 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2004, 08:17:39 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2004, 08:21:29 pm »
Probably as lame as real Displacing Andros...:rofl:

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2004, 08:26:17 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2004, 08:42:20 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2004, 08:56:26 pm »


I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:

Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it.  Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2004, 09:03:12 pm »


I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:

Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it.  Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.

LMFAO!!!
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2004, 09:03:49 pm »
Charcoal!! all the way!
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2004, 09:22:32 pm »
 Klingon's burn or boil food !!! Bah!! :P Every one knows the best way to prepare Hydran is, With light torture with pain sticks, In an oxygen atmosphere. The Oxygen helps rid the body of methane, And the pain sticks make it release chemicals that speed oxygen absorption, And it releases Hormone analogs that help soften the flesh.
 Start eating after a light stun to keep in that fresh favor in and KaP`LaH !
A meal fit for a warrior. 
 PS: For more cooking tips read my book, Human Food Is Revolting and For Weaklings. Or prepare to meet me in battle :lol:

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2004, 09:48:44 pm »
No this is the way to cook a Hydran!

Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat

Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.

Add sugar and set aside.

Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.

Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...

Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.

YUMMMMMM

great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...

On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..

The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2004, 09:51:08 pm »
No this is the way to cook a Hydran!

Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat

Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.

Add sugar and set aside.

Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.

Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...

Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.

YUMMMMMM

great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...

On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..

The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....

  :popcorn:


We need Steel Claw. He has a recipe for everything. :D

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2004, 10:40:24 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

I feel your pain Dizzy...
 
My eyes feel like they are going crossed  :o
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2004, 10:48:37 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

I feel your pain Dizzy...
 
My eyes feel like they are going crossed  :o

Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2004, 11:18:10 pm »
wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?

OOPS CAPS.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2004, 11:22:22 pm »
Dizzy are you ummm   angry about something?  Just checking


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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2004, 11:34:19 pm »
This is a flame thread. Of course something is wrong!

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2004, 11:39:51 pm »
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Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)  

No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...

And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me...  :'(

It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer...  :smackhead:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2004, 11:47:25 pm »
wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?

OOPS CAPS.

Dizzy ?

You want to borrow my golf club ?

Sometimes it helps to take out the aggression, not often, but if you've got an old washing machine sitting around, it might help you...

i'm just here to help...  ;D
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2004, 03:14:50 am »
This one had to be bumped back to the front page, just because we arent a community without one.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2004, 04:12:16 am »
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...