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Our first Flame war!!!!
« on: June 24, 2004, 03:34:09 pm »
Ha Ha!   :lol:
Who'd thunk that Star-castling was the root of all evil . . .


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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2004, 03:35:12 pm »
Doh! Figured I would spell stuf wrong any not be able to edit it!!!   :smackhead: :smackhead:
Who'd thunk that Star-castling was the root of all evil . . .


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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2004, 03:39:16 pm »
:spam: :iamwithstupid: :ban: :lol:     

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2004, 03:44:05 pm »
Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:

Just want to post this thing....

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2004, 03:49:05 pm »



 :cuss:     Keep it down up there!

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2004, 04:54:36 pm »

Charcoal, gives it a better taste IMO.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2004, 04:57:48 pm »
Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:

Just want to post this thing....

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2004, 05:20:20 pm »
It's an EEK party!!

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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2004, 05:20:45 pm »
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Shut up dildo!!!

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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2004, 05:22:03 pm »
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Shut up dildo!!!

Heh-he-he-heh... you said 'dildo'... heh-heh
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2004, 05:36:45 pm »
Wheres a good spearfish drone when you need one!  :smackhead:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2004, 05:39:44 pm »
Charcoal all the way.Anyone who uses gas is a... a..a..a Block of MOOSE CHEESE!

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2004, 05:45:02 pm »

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2004, 06:25:21 pm »
Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:

Just want to post this thing....

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I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2004, 06:26:49 pm »
What part of it is the flame war?

Lighting up the Steak's or the dispute over Charcoal or Gas?

Or is it the presence of a match around the Hydrans?

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2004, 06:47:36 pm »
What part of it is the flame war?

Lighting up the Steak's or the dispute over Charcoal or Gas?

Or is it the presence of a match around the Hydrans?

Thats how I lost my first Hydran ship on GW2.
Soon as I beamed over and smelled the air, I lit a match...

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2004, 08:03:00 pm »
Tough choice, I suppose as long as it's edible, it doesn't really matter how its cooked though I am with Grim in that Charcoal does give it a bit more taste, flavor.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2004, 08:12:20 pm »
DAMN! A Flame War straight out of the box! I like this place. Nice and cozy!


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« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2004, 08:14:03 pm »
DAMN! A Flame War straight out of the box! I like this place. Nice and cozy!



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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2004, 08:14:20 pm »
This forum is stupid. I cant even report my own posts to the moderator. How stupid is that.

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« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2004, 08:16:57 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

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« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2004, 08:17:39 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

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« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2004, 08:21:29 pm »
Probably as lame as real Displacing Andros...:rofl:

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« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2004, 08:26:17 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2004, 08:42:20 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.


And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.

Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2004, 08:56:26 pm »


I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:

Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it.  Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.
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I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:

Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it.  Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.

LMFAO!!!
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2004, 09:03:49 pm »
Charcoal!! all the way!
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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2004, 09:22:32 pm »
 Klingon's burn or boil food !!! Bah!! :P Every one knows the best way to prepare Hydran is, With light torture with pain sticks, In an oxygen atmosphere. The Oxygen helps rid the body of methane, And the pain sticks make it release chemicals that speed oxygen absorption, And it releases Hormone analogs that help soften the flesh.
 Start eating after a light stun to keep in that fresh favor in and KaP`LaH !
A meal fit for a warrior. 
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« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2004, 09:48:44 pm »
No this is the way to cook a Hydran!

Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat

Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.

Add sugar and set aside.

Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.

Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...

Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.

YUMMMMMM

great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...

On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..

The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....

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« Reply #30 on: June 24, 2004, 09:51:08 pm »
No this is the way to cook a Hydran!

Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat

Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.

Add sugar and set aside.

Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.

Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...

Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.

YUMMMMMM

great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...

On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..

The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....

  :popcorn:


We need Steel Claw. He has a recipe for everything. :D

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #31 on: June 24, 2004, 10:40:24 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

I feel your pain Dizzy...
 
My eyes feel like they are going crossed  :o
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« Reply #32 on: June 24, 2004, 10:48:37 pm »
WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.

I feel your pain Dizzy...
 
My eyes feel like they are going crossed  :o

Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: June 24, 2004, 11:18:10 pm »
wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?

OOPS CAPS.

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2004, 11:22:22 pm »
Dizzy are you ummm   angry about something?  Just checking


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« Reply #35 on: June 24, 2004, 11:34:19 pm »
This is a flame thread. Of course something is wrong!

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« Reply #36 on: June 24, 2004, 11:39:51 pm »
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Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)  

No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...

And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me...  :'(

It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer...  :smackhead:
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« Reply #37 on: June 24, 2004, 11:47:25 pm »
wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?

OOPS CAPS.

Dizzy ?

You want to borrow my golf club ?

Sometimes it helps to take out the aggression, not often, but if you've got an old washing machine sitting around, it might help you...

i'm just here to help...  ;D
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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2004, 03:14:50 am »
This one had to be bumped back to the front page, just because we arent a community without one.
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« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2004, 04:12:16 am »
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...

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« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2004, 05:01:11 pm »
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...

I'm here for ya man  :cuss:
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« Reply #41 on: June 25, 2004, 05:40:32 pm »
Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...

That would be the proper application of "Hit Any Key To Continue..."  :P

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« Reply #42 on: June 25, 2004, 06:17:35 pm »
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Aw, man!!!  We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!!  :banghead:

j/k  Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills.  ;D
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Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)  

No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...

And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me...  :'(

It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer...  :smackhead:

Dizzy is like a chihuahua.... all bark and very little bite.  ;D

But he is not a bad guy once you get past the attitude.

About the grill, reminds me of an ex of mine... grill-slayer was her name.

Got me a brand new $400 gas grill and was busy prepping the meat (Yeah, sounds wonderful, doesn't it?) for our meal.

So I asked her to start the grill....she said fine, goes out side, and a few minutes later.... WHOOMP!!!!   :o

She never opened it...just turned on the gas, waited a minute, then lit it.  :smackhead:

She blew the lid OFF my brand new grill!!! And lost both eyebrows and her vangs (is that how you spell that?) in the process.

I laughed SO hard, my gut hurt... I was ticked off over the busted grill... but it was just too funny not to laugh over.  :rofl:

She never started a grill again as long as I knew her... Jeez.... it has been about 8 years now since that incident...
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #43 on: June 25, 2004, 06:33:55 pm »
No need to batter the equipment there, guys. All ya need to do is:

1) Go up to the t00l bar in IE and click View, then Text Size, and then select your prefered font size

OR

2) Hold down the Ctrl key in yer keyboard and roll yer mouse wheel up 'n down until the size is what you want it to be (presumin' that you have a mouse wheel, that is).

Hope that helps ;D

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #44 on: June 25, 2004, 06:34:45 pm »
Bangs. Women have bangs in their hair.

Just be grateful she didnt burn the beef tips.  :o
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #45 on: June 25, 2004, 08:53:06 pm »
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:

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« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2004, 06:39:52 am »
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:



It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."

I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
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« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2004, 08:29:35 am »
a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...

And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)

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« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2004, 09:39:56 am »
Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2004, 09:47:35 am »


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2004, 02:26:11 pm »

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #52 on: June 26, 2004, 03:03:46 pm »
Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(

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Not many people read the internatonal fire code? I didn't even know one even existed. :screwloose:

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #53 on: June 27, 2004, 07:45:29 pm »
Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn...  ;)

BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.

I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry  :lol:



It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."

I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


Yeah, I know it was bearslayer, but I still don't have any, lol.

And...

It wasn't as if I was TRYING to launch the grill... I was only trying to light it. Perhaps someone was trying to do me in ? lol
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #54 on: June 27, 2004, 07:58:10 pm »
::  Click - Click - Click - Foooooom ::

Ahhhh, another Hydran for the barbie ... God bless gas ...




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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #55 on: June 27, 2004, 07:58:50 pm »


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:

Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies...  :rofl:

Dizzy ?

May I use one of the golf clubs ???

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #56 on: June 27, 2004, 08:03:04 pm »
a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...

And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)

 :lol: Oh, Dizzy... you just say the sweetest things, lol
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2004, 12:49:03 pm »

Charcoal, gives it a better taste IMO.


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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2004, 12:58:28 pm »

lol true, though due to the English weather i dont have that many barbecues each year, so my intake of carcinogens related to charcoal barbecues is low.

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« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2004, 01:08:55 pm »
heheh....I hear ya.  I agree that charcoal grilling tastes better, though.  I've been using a propane grill for about 13 years, though.  It's just easier.



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« Reply #60 on: June 28, 2004, 01:16:44 pm »
I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D

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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #61 on: June 28, 2004, 01:52:03 pm »
I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D



You too?

I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat?  :rofl:
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #62 on: June 28, 2004, 01:55:18 pm »


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:

Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies...  :rofl:

Dizzy ?

May I use one of the golf clubs ???

Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you   ;)



Oh Joy.... rolling pins from one side... golf club from the other.... :help:


he-he... got KRolling with this... :rollingpin:

You gonna get your own? ;D
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« Reply #63 on: June 28, 2004, 01:57:48 pm »
I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D



You too?

I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat?  :rofl:

The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.
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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #64 on: June 28, 2004, 02:55:24 pm »
I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D



You too?

I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat?  :rofl:

The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.


I'll bet you're simply maloderous, then...


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Re: Our first Flame war!!!!
« Reply #65 on: June 28, 2004, 06:24:38 pm »
I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D



You too?

I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat?  :rofl:

The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.


I'll bet you're simply maloderous, then...


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« Reply #66 on: June 29, 2004, 08:13:54 pm »


I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.


 :rofl:

Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies...  :rofl:

Dizzy ?

May I use one of the golf clubs ???

Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you   ;)



Oh Joy.... rolling pins from one side... golf club from the other.... :help:


he-he... got KRolling with this... :rollingpin:

You gonna get your own? ;D

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« Reply #67 on: June 29, 2004, 08:46:52 pm »
... Is it our fault you are masochistic ?


Yup!  ;D  (e.g.)